July 13, 2012 6:00 AM

I'd do something about my passive-agressive behavior, but then no one would recognize me

Sword, Sandwich Used in Attack on Women, Deputies Say: I know that when I’m heading into a situation that may be potentially unsafe, my weapons of choice are always a four-foot sword and a peanut butter sandwich. I may get the crap beat out of me, but at least I won’t go hungry…and the sword comes in handy if I need to slice the sandwich.

TV pilot an outlet for Rep. McCotter: Lowbrow project was a way to deal with his failed presidential bid: If all you have to offer is a script featuring “spewing banter about drinking, sex, race, flatulence, puking and women’s anatomy,” you’re probably better off just giving up and getting a job as a greeter at a Walmart.

Janet Mefferd Warns Listeners They Might Vomit from Story about Anderson Cooper Coming Out: Nothing demonstrates how much you love Jesus than by condemning and hating someone simply because of who and how they love. If memory serves, Jesus Christ was a fairly inclusive sort, and I think I remember enough of my Sunday School lessons to be fairly certain that condoning hatred wasn’t what He taught.

If Janet Mefferd is a Christian, then I’m the Queen of England…and I look terrible in a tiara and gloves.

Romney: I’d No Longer Nominate Judges Like John Roberts: He’s now promising to nominate only judges who condone summary executions, burning witches at the stake, and forcing adulterous woman to wear scarlet letters.

Nathaniel Hawthorne would be SO proud.

The 10 Most Hilariously Unhinged Right-Wing Reactions to the Obamacare Ruling: It’ the end of the world as we know it…and many Conservatives are making plans to move to Canada. Hmm…shouldn’t someone tell them that Canada has universal health care?? That’s right, y’all; the Maple Leaf stands for SOCIALISMO O MUERTO!!

UFO Sightings Are More Common Than Voter Fraud: The GOP claims that voter fraud is rampant; the only thing truly rampant are their efforts directed at voter suppression.

And isn’t it interesting that the voters they’re targeting- minorities and the poor- are a demographic that historically trends overwhelming Democratic. Yep, if you can’t beat ‘em fair and square on the issues, cheating is ALWAYS a great (and really the only) option.

Ten Things You Didn’t Know about Jehovah’s Witnesses: #11: Jehovah’s Witnesses are deathly allergic to marshmallow peeps. And you wonder why I’m not a Jehovah’s Witness….

Why We’re Really Being Worked to Death: Portland’s Matt Bors on the real impact the economy is having on millions of Americans. Working harder and enjoying it less? There’s an app a reason for that….

Conservative Southern Values Revived: How a Brutal Strain of American Aristocrats Have Come to Rule America: Some folks really do believe that they’re more equal than others, and that they were chosen by God to be superior human beings. By that logic, the vast majority of us exist solely to serve the purpose and interests of the 1%.

Welcome to the new service economy….

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