Man Sets Himself on Fire During Tel Aviv March: Sad, tragic…and how long before this sort of thing begins happening in the US? This is what happens in a Conservative world when austerity policies create government that makes people a lesser priority than policy.
Fiat Offers In-Car Espresso Maker, Because Driving Isn’t Dangerous Enough: If you can’t legally text and drive, how in the world are you going to be able to handle making a two-pump caramel macchiato w/ chocolate sprinkles?
President Obama Booed For Not Kissing First Lady At USA-Brazil Basketball Game: Whoever said that journalism is dead should probably be using this story as proof of their theory.
My Failed Attempt to Become a Lesbian: You could probably file this under, “Chapters That Will Never Appear In My Memoirs.”
Democrats Mock GOP For Protecting Own Health Care In Repeal Vote: It’s only a problem for Republicans when they lose things they benefit from. Making things “better” means taking things away from others while shielding themselves from pain and sacrifice. If Republican Congressmen can have government health care, why shouldn’t the rest of us be able to enjoy the same thing?
Jennifer Aniston movie role lures deadbeat dad home to face $43K bill, arrest: All’s fair in love, war, and law enforcement, right??
GOP FLORIDA LT. GOV. LADY GIGGLES THAT SHE CAN’T BE A LESBIAN BECAUSE SHE’S NOT UGLY AND STUFF: Right; because, as any REAL, patriotic, Jesus-loving Heterosexual-American knows, ALL lesbians are former East German shot-putters who answer to “Helga” or “Olga.”,
They’re not kitten around: Alaska town says its cat mayor is purr-fect for tourism: Alaska had Sarah Palin as Governor for two years; I’d have to think that a cat as a mayor would be a signiificant upgrade, no?
LET US PAUSE TO HONOR THE 47TH MOST COURAGEOUS PRESS CORPS IN THE WORLD: And by “courageous,” we mean, “not writing anything that doesn’t dovetail with GOP talking points.”
DISCLOSE Campaign Spending Act Blocked By Senate Republicans: Why? Because we LIKE having billionaires anonymously buy elections, that’s why. If y’all want democracy, you should be voting Republican…that way they wouldn’t have to cheat in the first place.
