July 17, 2012 5:57 AM

Mitt Romney 2012: Because with friends like his, who needs enemas??

Former GOP Prodigy Lowers the Boom on the ‘Grand Old Party’ [sic]: You probably remember the story of Jonathan Krohn, the 13-year-old self-professed Conservative who spoke at CPAC. Four years later, Krohn has renounced the GOP and his worldview has taken on a decidedly Liberal bent…and Conservatives are NOT taking his “defection” well. Conservatives and their media mouthpieces have been outdoing themselves in attempting to tear Krohn down.

If nothing else, this episode conclusively proves that Conservatives fear and despise critical thinking. What they truly value is lockstep, unquestioning ideological fealty, and when someone decides to leave the fold, they’re to be considered traitors and America-haters. Nice.

The Worst Conservative Lie About Health Care: The challenge would seem to be in wading through the swamp of lies in order to determine which one is the most odious and dishonest. Conservatives have made it clear that it’s not about what’s best for America; it’s about hating the fact that there’s a Black man in the White House.

Why Conservatives Are Happier Than Liberals: Uh…because they’re less inclined to ask questions and ponder the answers??

Wisconsin Senator introduced bill classifying single parenting as “child abuse”: So you STILL believe that the GOP in’t waging war on women? Perhaps you should remove your anterior from your posterior.

ROMNEY CAMPAIGN CO-CHAIR: PEOPLE WHO ARE QUESTIONING MITT’S TAX RETURNS ARE ‘SUPPORTING SOCIALISM’: Right; REAL American patriots would simply accept what they’re told and stop asking questions.

GOP Rep: Brain Tumor Patients Shouldn’t Have Health Care Provided For Them: Because cancer is God’s way of thinning the herd, don’tchaknow? Besides, if people were meant to have health care, they’d have been born wealthy, White, and Republican.

Rick Perry joins Republican governors who won’t implement Obamacare: Because the poor and sick generally don’t vote Republican, anyway…so why should Governor Goodhair waste tax dollars on people who won’t vote “correctly?”

Don’t Forget: South Carolina is the Reigning Crazy Capital: And there’s some pretty formidable competition: North Carolina, Texas, Floriduh…but the Palmetto State has managed to raise the bar. It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.

Romney Supports Voter ID Laws That Could Disenfranchise 25% Of African Americans. The fact that the vast majority of those who would be disenfranchised vote Democratic is purely coincidental. It’s ALL about preventing voter fraud, right?

Rush Limbaugh: Poor Not Suffering Enough: If there’s a more pathetic and despicable excuse for a human being, I’ve yet to see him (or her). The amazing thing is that he’s convinced four women to marry him, three of whom came to their senses and divorced him.

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