July 29, 2012 7:15 AM

No, I'm not an art school dropout...but thanks for asking

25 Unfortunate Sentences That Seriously Need a Comma: Or, “Illiterate and built to stay that way.”

Conservatives Outraged Over Obama Releasing Photo of Private Visit with Aurora Victims. There could be a story released about President Obama taking a deep breath…and Conservatives would be outraged that he’s wasting precious oxygen. This would seem to be the product of too few brain cells and too much time on their hands.

Guns in America: beyond control: It would appear that the debate over gun control in America has been hijacked by propaganda, disinformation, emotions…and Wayne LaPierre.

A Self-Improvement Quest That Led to Burned Feet. Don’t get me wrong; I admire Tony Robbins and you can’t argue with success. Not only has he radically changed his own life, but he’s changed the lives of millions as well. That said, if you’re going to walk across 2000-degree coals, you can’t claim to be surprised when you suffer third-degree burns.

The Divine Miss M: To call Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) an idiot wouldn’t begin to do justice to the depths of her hatred and ignorance of the truth. And it would be an insult to idiots.

How to suck at your religion: As if anyone really needs instructions on how to misappropriate their religion and use it as an instrument of oppression and their own self-aggrandizement.

18 Horrible Sex Tips for Men: Guaranteed NOT to get you laid or your money back!

OKLAHOMA ABC AFFILIATE RUNNING EXCELLENT NRA-PRODUCED JOURNALISM ABOUT UN COMING FOR YOUR GUNS: Why would you want to actually work when the NRA is happy to do the journalistic heavy lifting for you! It’s called efficiency, people!

Aurora Shooting Victim Sues Movie Theater for Negligence: The only surprise is that it took as long as it did for the lawyers to weigh in. Ladies and Gentlemen, start your attorneys!!

IDIOTS ON AURORA, PART DOUCHE: GOD WAS THE SECOND GUNMAN AND MANY VICTIMS WENT TO HELL: Yep, nothing comforts the grieving like a hyper-religious ninny screaming about how their murdered loved ones are roasting in Hell. Kinda makes you want to accept Jesus as your personal savior, doesn’t it??

Major Spike in Colorado Gun Sales Since Aurora Shooting: Right; because MORE guns are EXACTLY what we need….

Joe Paterno Said Some Supremely Ironic Things To The L.A. Times In 1987. Ah, yes…we all know what karma is, right? Let’s just say it rhymes with “rich.”

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