July 14, 2012 6:35 AM

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop and says, "Can you make me one with everything??"

What’s better than sex? Food, iPhones, sleep — you name it! A new breed of survey delights in telling us how little we care about nookie: YER DOON IT RONG!!!

GOP Rep. Tells Constituent Who Asks About Raising The Minimum Wage To ‘Get A Job’: You know your Republican Congressman is clueless and completely out of touch with the lives of his constituents when your response to a simple question is, “Get a job!”

How Republicans Have Sabotaged Job Growth: When “Job One” is making President Obama a one-term President, anything goes.

It’s not about what’s best for the country, is it? It’s about what’s best for the GOP.

The strange reason diet soda makes you fat: Is it just me, or is everything we like turning out to be bad for us?

Drudge Promotes Story From Conspiracy Website Claiming Obama Plans To Murder Conservative Journalists: When you just can’t stomach the idea of a Black Man in the White House, this is about the best you can reasonably expect. All’s fair- even lies, innuendo, disinformation, and character assassination- in Conservative politics, where it’s all and only about winning.

Fact checking: it’s for losers and Liberals

Thomas Daigle, Massachusetts Man, Pays Off Mortgage With Pennies 62,000 pennies. 800 pounds. Two boxes.

Dude’s my new hero….

S.C. judge sentences drunk driver to 8 years, bible study: In the judge’s defense, Bible study has been shown to be effective in reducing the rate of drunk driving…or does it increase the rate of hyper-religious self-righteousness? I always get the two mixed up.

Weirdest Idea to Save Detroit Yet: Zombies: Hey, Walking Dead worked for A&E. Why not? At least if the zombies are contained in one place they’ll be easier to manage, right?

RNC chairman: Obama will ‘put an end to our way of life’: Are Republicans really so desperate and devoid of ideas that they’re resorting to fear-mongering and character assassination this early?

As if I need to answer that….

World’s tiniest fly decapitates ants — then lives in their heads: Think about this the next time you feel like complaining about you mother-in-law, eh?

Things could be a whole lot worse.

Rep. Allen West: White liberals want to be my ‘master’: No, all we really want is for West to go away. Far away. Preferably back to Floriduh or a country that doesn’t have an extradition treaty with the US.

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