Zombies Turn Tables On Westboro Baptist Church Protesters: One could argue that they have more in common than one might have thought.
Reuters Writes Longest Article Ever About Bikinis: Hey, it’s the Olympics. If you can’t admire the female form there, then where??
Perverts Abound At The London Olympics: Hey, it’s the Olympics. If you can’t admire the female form there…oh, never mind….
Fei Lin’s Penis Stolen By Thieves: Eh, perhaps it’ll turn up in an evidence locker somewhere.
South Dakota Legalizes Lies With Suicide Warning for Abortion Seekers: All’s fair in love and (culture) war(s). Remember, truth and integrity is for losers and Liberals. It’s not about honesty; it’s about winning and having control. Besides, you don’t want women thinking and making decisions for themselves, do you?
Wasn’t it Hitler who wrote in Mein Kampf that one of the first things the Nazis would do upon seizing power would be to do away with the silly notion that women should be able to control their own bodies?
America’s Best Pole Dancer Skeptical Her Sport Can Vault Into 2016 Olympics: How sad is it when your claim to fame is “America’s Best Pole Dancer?”
Chick-fil-A Replaces Jim Henson Toys with Berenstain Bears Books that Promote the Golden Rule: Ah, irony; evidently, news of its demise was premature. In related news, hypocrisy is alive and well…and eating with bigots and homophobes at Chick-Fil-A.
You’re Never Too Young To Be A Birther: Teach ‘em to hate while they’re young…and you’ll have a Conservative for life.
Florida Man Loses Hand to Alligator, Charged With Unlawful Feeding: As if the poor guy’s day wasn’t already off to a crummy start, now he has to relearn how to tie his shoelaces.
Extraordinary story of the husband who was ‘raped to death’ by five wives because he was paying too much attention to the sixth : Let’s hope that he at least shed his mortal coil with a smile on his face.
NBC Cut Terror Victims Tribute Because It Wasn’t ‘Tailored for the U.S. Audience’: Nice of NBC to protect our tender sensibilities, eh? Without them looking out for us, we might have been reminded that terrorism exists. Oh, the humanity….
HE’S BAAAAD: Sheep Rapist Wanted In Sweden: No Swedish sheep will be able to sleep until the pervert is apprehended.
