Sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike ‘forces taxi driver to have sex with her at knifepoint twice’ - then stabs him when he refuses a third go around: Sex. With a stunning Angelina Jolie look-alike. Hmm…and the problem would be…?
Go Topless Protest at the White House: Contrary to what you might have heard, Chris Christie was not giving a speech on Pennsylvania Avenue. (NSFW)
Pat Robertson: ‘Out of Your Mind’ to Support Same-Sex Marriage: Right…like I’m going to be taking ideological and theological advice from a crazy White bigot who claims the imprimatur of the Almighty. Now there’s an advertisement for Christianity, eh??
YET ANOTHER GOP SENATE CANDIDATE SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT RAPE: GOP Senate candidate opens mouth, inserts foot. Film at 11….
GOP Gays have Hope but Perkins has Power: Is it just me, or is “Gay Republican” the ultimate in self-loathing?
GOP Platform Calls For Prosecutors To ‘Vigorously’ Prosecute Porn: They can’t define porn, but they sure know what it is when they see it…probably because they’ve been watching it.
Miners Say They Were Forced To Attend Romney Campaign Event Without Pay: ‘We Knew What Would Happen’: Welcome to the new America, where capital is King, and workers are regarded as barely a step above pond scum.
Old Spice Strikes New Gold With Interactive Terry Crews Ad Spot: Hey, when you’ve got nothing in the way of original ideas, why not recycle one that worked once upon a time?
Barton: Cops Should Have Refused to Arrest Arizona Pastor for Illegally Building a Church: Because as any REAL Christian American patriot knows, real Christians need not obey the law when it’s incovenient.
How Much Would You Pay to See a Photo of Ryan Lochte’s Alleged Penis?: Uh, nothing…and why anyone would pay for such a thing boggles the imagination.
REPORT: Rick Scott’s Anti-Voter Effort Grinds Democratic Registration To A Halt: If you know you can’t win on the issues, all you really have left is to cheat…and few Republicans cheat better than Floriduh Gov. Rick Scott, whose fortune is built on dishonesty and lack of integrity.
Ohio State Fans Kick Off Football Season With Horrible Shirt Mocking Penn State Victims: Better to be thought a jackass than to go to Ohio State and remove any lingering doubt.
