Newt Gingrich wants a ‘Regis and Kathie Lee’ style show with wife Callista: No, really; you just can’t make this stuff up. In whose world could this be even remotely considered a good idea? Or does Gingrich’s really know no bounds? As if that even needs an answer….
Music Keyboard Stolen During Burglary, ‘Cathedral’-Like Playing Believed to Be Contributing Factor: You might be a bad musician if: 1) Your performance is for “personal enjoyment” only 2) You admit neighbors may be tired of your “Cathedral-like” playing 3) Someone breaks into your house and steals your piano keyboard. Or 4) All of the above.
In Venezuela, pole dancers turn heads outdoors: Why does the phrase, “bread and circuses” leap immediately to mind? In Hugo Chavez’ Venezuela, it’s not as if people are going to get excited about the economy or their (lack of) free speech rights.
Chick-Fil-A Faces Gay Marriage Backlash on Twitter, Facebook Mike Huckabee announcing “Papa John’s Appreciation Day” in 4…3…2….
Find My Phone: What should you do when your cellphone is lost or stolen?: You mean besides praying that no one posts the naked pictures of the women (and men) you’re having affairs with all over the Internet?
Feds: Authorities in Meridian, Miss. Violated Rights of Black Children: Wait…you mean to tell mean that arresting children for flatulence and disrespect is a problem??
Is Pole Dancing the Olympic Sport of the Near Future?: Sure, if one of the Olympic venues is a strip club.
HITCHED?? Mayor says grand jury witness is now his wife. If Lorenza Ortega is married to Lantigua she can’t be compelled to testify: Well, that’s one way to beat a rap, no?
Naked People Interrupt the Tour de FranceHey, who knew the Tour de France could attractive so many people who really should have kept their clothes on?
Is It Finally Time to Let the South Secede?: As long as they take Louisiana with them, I’d say, “HELL, YES!!!”
Man arrested for beating opossum can sue police: Sometimes, the jokes pretty much write themselves, knowhutimean??
‘Her booty looked so good,’ accused North Lauderdale groper says: And this is why we have the right to remain silent…so as not to be thought a complete freakin’ moron.
