Allen West’s Rise From the Florida Fever Swamps: It’s not about doing what’s best for America. It’s about instilling as much fear of The Other as it takes to ensure that the intellectually malleable and easily propagandized vote for you.
NBC Networks Challenging Fox For Most Boobs On Television [NSFW]: How sad is it when this sort of thing is what entertains you??
After Failing to Pick Up Woman at Bar, Colorado Man Tries Peeing on Her Leg Instead: Points should no doubt be given for a creative approach, no?
U.S. Swimming Star Allison Schmitt Brings Out The Worst In Stupid People: Better to be thought a fool than to go on Twitter and remove any lingering doubt.
The Texas GOP Just Nominated a Gay-Hating Conspiracy Theorist for US Senate: Texas Where STOOPID is not seen by Republicans as an impediment to holding office. Indeed; it’s a prerequisite.
Pat Robertson Blames Sikh Temple Shooting on Atheists: The fact that the shooter was a White Supremacist is easy to ignore, because the truth doesn’t fit Robertson’s pre-determined narrative. Nothing like exploiting tragedy for Jesus’ sake, eh??
Why Does Mitt Romney Want To Restrict Voting Rights For More Than 900,000 Ohio Veterans?: Because Romney knows he can’t win unless the GOP is able to suppress voting rights. If Republicans can’t cheat, Romney has no realistic shot at victory.
Win a Date With Nadya Suleman: Wait…people would actually pay for that??
Perkins: Hate Crime Laws are a Sign of ‘Chaos in America’: Because when you can’t hate people for not living, loving, thinking, or believing in a manner you find agreeable…well, what else are we to think but that America is in the late stages of decline?
Tucson Shooting Survivors Appear in New Ad Demanding Plan to End Gun Violence: Somewhere in Washington, Wayne LaPierre is snickering into his Corona…because he knows that as long as he’s president of the NRA, America will NEVER be allowed to have any sort of gun control.
Top GOP Strategist Pushes Romney To Release More Tax Returns: ‘Two Years Is Not Enough, Obviously’: Why is it that you need to provide more years of tax returns to get a mortgage than Mitt Romney believes he needs to release in order to become President?
Barber: Chick-fil-A Will be Blessed by God: Because, as any REAL Christian American Patriot knows, there’s nothing that God smiles on more than the hatred and oppression of those who dare to live, love, think, and/or believe differently than those who believe their flavor of morality to be supreme.
