August 12, 2012 5:25 AM

This week in Jesus: It's the crazies who spoil it for those who aren't self-righteous hypocrites

It’s a chicken sandwich, it’s a piece of white meat chicken between two pieces of white bread, it’s also a milkshake, now we’re going to go have demonstrations over that? But you know something, I was reading today in Leviticus, which is the law of the Old Testament, but it lays out the reasons why land will vomit out its inhabitants and it goes through a category of stuff we are calling Constitutional rights: killing babies, offering them to Moloch, and it says it is an abomination for a man to lie with a man as with a woman. It’s what it says. That is the moral law that God set forth and now we’ve got people at a university petitioning because somebody said I believe that marriage is between a man and a woman. I defy these homosexuals to bring forth a baby from that part of the anatomy which they concentrate on, when that happens I will change everything I’m saying; until that happens, I wish those demonstrators would shut their mouth.

14 Wacky “Facts” Kids Will Learn in Louisiana’s Voucher Schools: Hey, didja know that the KKK was really just a group of misunderstood reformers? Or that the Great Depression wasn’t nearly as bad as Liberals would have us think? How about that globalization is just a precursor to the Rapture? Yep, if you live in Louisiana, you’re tax dollars are working hard for Jesus! Or something like that.

Pat Robertson Blames Sikh Temple Shooting on Atheists: Right, because White Christians (not named Scott Roeder, Paul Hill, Eric Rudolph, Timothy McVeigh, ad infinitum, ad nauseum) would NEVER commit an act of domestic terrorism.

Onward Christian Soldier Bachmann: Joseph McCarthy is alive and well and living vicariously through Michele Bachmann.

Michele Bachmann: Beware of radical Islam: Bachmann is an example of Christian tolerance and charity in the same way Scott Roeder was as example of religious tolerance and reason.

After a Struggle, Mosque Opens in Tennessee. Despite years of attacks and court action by good, God-fearing “Christians,” the Muslim community of Murfreesboro, TN now has a place to worship. Of course, it’s only a matter of time before the vandalism and arson commences.

Todd Akin Doesn’t Know the Difference Between Contraception and Abortion, But He Wants “It” Outlawed: It’s What Jesus Would Do…except for the godless, hateful Liberals standing in the way of Christian patriots.

‘God, Use Me in Whatever Way’: Meet the 24-Year-Old Who’s Willing to Die for the Anti-Abortion Movement: Extremism and zealotry in the defense of religious belief IS a vice.

Robertson: Gay Rights Advocates Should ‘Shut Their Mouth’: Right…because only crazy, intolerant, hyper-Christian White bigots have the right to freedom of speech and expression.

Too “Sinful” to Fry Chicken? How Chick-fil-A Pushes Conservative Christianity On Its Workers: If you ain’ got Jesus, you ain’t good enough to work for our minimum wage.

A Little History Tutorial, from Hatewatch to Bryan Fischer: Evidently, Christian love and tolerance are highly overrated. Peace, love, and understanding are what godless, hateful Liberals use to turn our children into atheists.

THIS TIME BRYAN FISCHER HAS GONE TOO FAR: “The only way now in America’s legal system that you can protect your child from being raised in a same-sex household is to get that kid into the Underground Railroad and get that child out of dodge.” For verily Jesus said unto the multitudes, “The only way to save the children is by committing felony kidnapping.”

A Bible-Based Approach to Health Care: Something Ails You? You Might Be Possessed by a Devil: Why waste all that money on health insurance and health care when you can just pray the malady away??

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