(apologies to the late George Carlin)
15 Inspiring Westboro Baptist Church Counter-Protests: Yes, there may still be hope for humanity.
What’s Going on With Pussy Riot, Explained: They managed to thoroughly embarrass the Russian Government, Vladimir Putin, AND the Russian Orthodox Church…in other words, a win-win-win situation.
To Hell With Hitler: How many of us knew that one of Adolf Hitler’s relatives served in the US Armed Forces during WWII? I certainly didn’t…and I was a History major.
Kate Middleton Wears Tight Pants, Olympics Interest Spikes: It’s all about giving the people what they want, right??
Video: A NSFW Interview With The East Village Topless Lady: Some folks can’t handle the idea of seeing a woman’s breasts in public. What; like they’re going to explode or something??
Here’s NSFW Video Of Woman Taking Naked Stroll Through Lumber Store: Hmm…cue the WE GOT WOOD! jokes….
Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones: ‘I Want Me Some Glory Hole!’: And now the oral sex…wait, WHAT?? D’ya think someone ought to clue Jones in?
Here Is A Perfectly Ordinary Graphic From Fox Sports Ohio: It’s only dirty if you choose to see it that way…right??
This Is What Happens When You Send Canadian Soldiers Justin Bieber T-Shirts: Awesome…but what else are you going to do in the middle of a desert in a war zone?
Want To Know What Jerry Sandusky Thinks About Penn State’s NCAA Sanctions?: Uh, no…but thanks for asking.
Is your problem gluten? Or faddish eating?: Hmm…could it be that the fact that more people are self-diagnosing with gluten intolerance shouldn’t be taken as proof that more people actually ARE gluten intolerant?
Hey, Bloggers! You Can Work For Santonio Holmes If You’d Like To: Hmm…working for a spoiled, pampered professional athlete: Good career move?
