Ernesto Garza was eating his usual bacon and egg breakfast taco at La Amistad Adult Daycare in Beeville when he noticed a face staring back at him, KENS-TV reports…. “I looked at it for five minutes,” said Garza, 80…. He asked a friend what she thought the face on the tortilla looked like. She jumped from her seat, the station says…. “Jesus,” she said.
From the WWJD Marathon, TX, bureau comes the news that Jesus is among us…and he’s evidently manifested Himself on a tortilla (or more specifically, a breakfast taco) in Beeville, TX.
What…you think the Son of God is going to show up on Capitol Hill in Washington, DC? Wouldn’t that be just a little bit too splashy and over the top? With all the politicians in DC already possessed of a God complex, Jesus Christ would be seen as just another lobbyist…albeit one in serious need of a haircut. No one in the Senate cafeteria would see Jesus in a tortilla; they’d be far too wrapped in figuring out who they can hit up for campaign donations. Folks in Beeville, TX, have no such distractions, though, so when Jesus makes an appearance on a tortilla…I wonder how much you can get on eBay for one of those things?
There’s one thing about this “miraculous” apparition that no one seems willing to discuss: Doesn’t this seem like a waste of a perfectly good breakfast taco??
