(apologies to the late George Carlin…my hero)
17 vintage comics inadvertently kinkier than your favorite porn site: Modern media may be far more crass and lascivious than it was back in the day, but it’s nowhere near as subtle and skilled at the use of the double entendre.
11 douchebag Yankee fans perfectly validating everyone’s hatred of Yankee fans: There you go; 11 great reasons to continue hating the Yankees.
Bill Nye Tells Creationist Parents Not to Force ‘Crazy’ World View on Their Kids: ‘We Need Them’: “Dear Parents: You may be world-class dickweeds proud of your epic, unrivaled ignorance, but we have a future to think of. Would it be too much to ask you to allow your progeny to gain a solid grounding in reality and empirical knowledge before you attempt to infect him or her with Teh Crazy? At least that way they could make their own decisions. ‘KTHNXBYE!!!”
Swedish Soccer Fans Wake Up Opponents With 4 A.M. Fireworks Show: This is why I adore soccer….
FBI, Capitol Police Investigating Threats of Rape Against Todd Akin and His Family: C’mon, people…. Akin may be a world-class wingnut who would turn America into a Dominionist theocracy, but two wrongs don’t make a right, knowhutimean?? Why descend to the level of people like Akins?
NFL Helmets Are Finally Using Technology To Make Things Not Suck: So perhaps helmets will finally do what they’re supposed to? Like protect the brain of NFL players?? What a novel concept, eh??
Black Licorice Tastes Like Lead, Also Is Full of Lead: And this is why I won’t eat licorice…well, that and it’s disgusting….
RANDY TRAVIS Cited in Church Fight ‘Extremely Intoxicated’: in his defense, Travis said he was just trying out some new material.
Kathie Lee Gifford Slams Taylor Swift for Not Being a Refined Kennedy Like She Is: Like Kathie Lee Gifford is someone worthy of emulation.
ZZ Top Finds Inspiration in a Houston Crack-Rap Anthem: Stay classy, guys!!
NCH kids allowed to stay home during white-power rally: Man, sometimes it feels like free speech is WAY overrated, doesn’t it??
Irish President Unloads on ‘Wanker’ Tea Party Radio Host: I’m gonna have to go with the Irish radio host, Bob.
