At Cat Video Film Festival, Stars Purr for Close-Ups: I love cats, but even I have to think that you’ve got WAY too much time on your hands when this seems like a good idea.
California Chef Who Murdered His Wife May Have Cooked Her Remains. Let’s just hope he didn’t serve her us to his customer as Spaghetti Bolognese.
Woman discovers ex-boyfriend living in her attic 12 YEARS after they broke up: It was weird enough…and then they had to go and throw in the “cups containing feces and urine all over the attic” part….
Life Imitates Breaking Bad — Again — as Texas Chemistry Teacher Charged with Cooking, Selling Meth: Perhaps if they paid teachers a wage they could actually live on….
Man Travels Around The Country Using Bacon As Currency: Wow, bacon really does make everything better.
Departing Employee Burns Every Last Bridge with F-Word Heavy Farewell Email: Admit it; you’ve always wanted to do this, and this courageous soul is actually your hero. I know he’s mine.
American University professor breast-feeds sick baby in class, sparking debate: As any REAL American knows, there are few bigger threats to American morality and decency than the female boobie.
‘The Queen is Naked’: Italian Magazine Flouts Impending Lawsuit, Publishes More Topless Photos of Kate Middleton [NSFW]: For those of you with WAY too much time on your hands.
Sears Accidentally Offers Online Customers Free Nipple with Every Purchase [NSFW]: So who says sex doesn’t sell?
Woman Discovers Bigamist Husband’s Second Wife Under Facebook’s ‘People You May Know’: OOPS…
