Wherever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag.
11 Characters We Want to See in the Justice League Movie: My votes are going out to Barely Adequate Man and Irritable Bowel Syndrome Man.
13 examples of closed captions gone horribly wrong: People stand in the road and…wait, what???
26 Beatnik Slang Phrases We All Should Start Using: Surprisingly, “Dude, where’s my bong??” didn’t make the list.
6 new contenders for the most outstanding comment ever left on a Facebook photo: If not for Facebook, we’d be wasting our time getting drunk and having cheap, meaningless sex with people we barely know.
11 Awesome Celebrity Chef Doppelgangers: Yes, it’s true; this is the only time in your life you will ever see “awesome” and “celebrity chef doppelgangers” in the same sentence.
13 Disturbing Works of Art by Female Artists: Unsurprisingly, Vagina-American (and other nationalities) artists can be every bit as…uh, unhinged?…as male artists.
8 more of the world’s most absurd warning signs and disclaimers: Thank you, but I didn’t really have any plans to toast my baguettes whilst in the shower.
10 Action Film Careers Zapped by the Eighties: I know; a lot of us made poor career choices in the ’80s.
15 of the World’s Most Expensive Foods: Probably best to stick through the drive-through at Burgerville, no?
18 drivers more shockingly reckless than you: Hard to believe, I know…but playing the saxophone behind the wheel at 65 MPH would seem to qualify.
