That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy.”
Pex was unrepentant. “Yeah, well, he asked for it. Calling us … all those things.”
But—-buried alive! That’s like in that horror movie. Y’know — the one with all the horror.”
I think I saw that one. With all the words going up on the screen at the end?”
Yeah, that was it. Tell you the truth, those words kinda ruined it for me.”
- Eoin Colfer, The Eternity Code
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20 absurdly idiotic textbook entries that will make you weep for America’s education system: Amerika am stoopid. Reel stoopid.
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18 Rules of Living by the Dalai Lama: This is something that should be required reading for the Rabid Right.
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