September 10, 2012 5:49 AM

GOP 2012: Because reality ain't what it used to be...or even should be

BAIER: To hear several speakers in Charlotte … they were essentially saying that you don’t care about the U.S. military because you didn’t mention U.S. troops and the war in Afghanistan in your nomination acceptance speech. … Do you regret opening up this line of attack, now a recurring attack, by leaving out that issue in the speech.

ROMNEY: I only regret you’re repeating it day in and day out. When you give a speech you don’t go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important and I described in my speech, my commitment to a strong military unlike the president’s decision to cut our military. And I didn’t use the word troops, I used the word military. I think they refer to the same thing.

Republicans Dating In D.C. Encounter Partisan Difficulties: Yeah, karma can be a real…uh, bear, no?

Palin lookalike porn star milks Republican convention: Now there’s a particularly unfortunate choice of metaphors….

Peter Kinder, Missouri Lieutenant Governor, Reports Scanty Campaign Account After Stripper Scandal: You know how much Republicans HATE sex scandals…unless they’re the ones getting some on the side.

Tea party activist: DNC full of communist activity: Yep, sounds like it’s about time for someone to have his medication adjusted again.

Obama Cracks Birther Joke At Bar: Sometimes, the best defense against the idiots and loons is to be able to laugh at yourself. It drives the haters crazy.

California Spends More on Jails than Higher Education: So, we should stop calling it the Golden State and begin referring to it as “Incarceration Nation?”

Joe Scarborough Slams Mitt Romney: ‘A Real Conservative Would Be Winning’: That’s the problem; Romney isn’t a real anything. There’s nothing “real” about him.

Meet Rep. Steve King, Romney’s New ‘Partner’ In Congress: As if reasonable, lucid Americans needed any more evidence that Mitt Romney is a craven, self-interested hypocrite….

Ann Romney Refuses To Answer Questions About Birth Control: Because if you’re not going to throw her softballs, she isn’t going to play.

Shocking no one, Mitt Romney is a dick to our troops: This just in: Mitt Romney can be a real dick.

Romney On Omitting U.S. Troops From RNC Speech: ‘You Talk About Things You Think Are Important’: This just in: Mitt Romney can be a real dick.

Joe Walsh Goes After Sandra Fluke: ‘Go Get A Job’: I believe Fluke already has a pretty good gig…not to mention more native intelligence and integrity in her fingernail clippings than Walsh will ever be able to muster. When Walsh has no argument, which is pretty much any time, he falls back on cheap personal insults. Stay classy, Joe…or not.

Wingnuts argue conservatism being failed: by the American People: If only the American Sheeple would stop asking questions and just do what they’re told….

Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan Can’t Say Which Tax Loopholes They’d Plug: Because then they’d run the risk of being held accountable if (God forbid) they win the election.

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