September 2, 2012 7:55 AM

This week in Jesus: Bring unto me your poor, your sick, and your self-righteous....

THINGS YOU CAN LEARN IN A CHRISTIAN HIGH SCHOOL TEXTBOOK, FOR REAL (PART I):It will come as no surprise to learn that the Christian Right has a decidedly speical view of the world, one in which the Bible is, at least in theory, central to everythingeven basic logic. Any Christian that actively discourages the teaching of critical thinking skills must be…rather proud of themselves.

THINGS YOU CAN LEARN IN A CHRISTIAN HIGH SCHOOL TEXTBOOK, FOR REAL (PART II): If you love your children, you’ll indoctrinate…uh, edumicate them in the way of the Lord. It’s a trip down the rabbit hole to Christianist America, a parallel universe where the Universe is 8,000 years old, scientists conspire to destroy God, and the only way to save children from left-wing bias in public schools is to explicitly indoctrinate them with right-wing ideology. Who knew Jesus hated science and empirical reality so much?

AFA’s Buster Wilson Wonders if the Government will Imprison People in Concentration Camps: Only if they can start with Buster Wilson.

AFA’s Buster Wilson: God is using Hurricane Isaac to Punish New Orleans for LGBT Festival: Don’tcha think that if hurricanes were really God’s punishment of choice, one would have hit Colorado Springs and taken out AFA’s headquarters long ago?

Bill Moyers: Christian Right Hypocrite Ralph Reed Has Resurrected Himself in the GOP — He Must Be Praying We’ll Forget His Past: I was taught during my Sunday School days that a true Christian conducts themselves with honesty, decency, and integrity. Man, were my teachers naive, or what??

Jacobs: Our Prayers Stop Terrorism: Yes, kids; she’s just that arrogant, intolerant, and self-righteous. I have no idea what she’s prattling on about, but the fact that she thinks her prayers can stop a terrorist is the worst sort of hyper-religious arrogance imaginable.

8 Countries Where Atheism Is Accepted, Even Celebrated, Instead of Demonized: In America, if you don’t have the correct imaginary friend, you’re by definition evil and un-American…and you’re certainly unfit to run for public office.

Harvey: ‘Christians Should Keep Their Kids Away’ From Comics’ ‘Gay Agenda’: How DARE the creators of comic books portray the diversity of American life and culture? How DARE they think they can be anything except propaganda for the Rabid Religious Right’s brand of intolerant, hateful “Christianity?”

What If Jesus Had Been A Republican?: Bill Clinton would have been SO screwed….

Jeffrey Kuhner: Democrats Seek to ‘Break the Back of Christian America’: Because as any red-blooded Christian patriot knows, Democrats don’t go to church or believe in God. If they did, they’d recognize the error of their ways and convert to Republicanism. Any REAL American understands that God’s a Republican.

8 Attacks at Houses of Worship in 11 Days — What’s Going On?: Evidently, some folks think this is what you do if you truly love Jesus.

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