11 Funny Facts I Learned From The Movies: If only life imitated art; things would be SO much more predictable.
David Viens Murder Trial: Chef Says He Slow-Cooked His Wife’s Body: Hmm…I would have opted to slow-roast her over an open flame, but that’s why I’m not a chef?
Lewinsky shopping new top-secret book: There’s evidently no truth to the rumor that the book will include tips on proper oral sex techniques to use when in the Oval Office.
Iran Cleric Pummeled by ‘Badly Covered’ Woman After Warning: It seems the woman in question wasn’t so “badly covered” that she couldn’t open a can of WhoopAss on the idiot cleric.
Flight Attendants’ Fight Causes 4-Hour Delay at JFK: I boarded a plane and an episode of “Real Housewies of New Jersey” broke out….
Top Ten Politically Correct Women Names: You can thank me later.
Alleged Seattle park masturbator: I was getting ‘some sun’: And it was purely coincidental that he happened to be standing up with his pants around his ankles.
Woman doesn’t have a bazooka, but she does have a drug pipe: That’s a distinction with a definite difference, no?
Twain Harte Man Counters Neighbor’s Gospel Music With Porno: If you can’t fight fire with fire, why not with porn??
‘Cat burglar’ Denis has stolen over 100 garments from neighbours’ homes: He’s called a “cat burglar” for a reason.
