October 2012 Archives
- October 31, 2012
Real women don't let their female friends vote for Mitt Romney - October 31, 2012
Something guaranteed to make you think twice about your next pumpkin pie - October 31, 2012
Climate change: We continue fiddling while Rome continues burning - October 31, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because we care about smug, self-satisfied White folks - October 31, 2012
GOP 2012: Mean-spirited, hateful, intolerant...and evidently built to stay that way - October 31, 2012
GOP 2012: Yes, we really ARE this inhuman and dismissive of women - October 30, 2012
This is what happens to Democrats in Texas - October 30, 2012
You have to know that Hurricane Sandy is having her way when.... - October 30, 2012
Want to terrify people on Halloween? Go dressed as the Gay Agenda. - October 30, 2012
What some vegans and the Radical Religious Right have in common - October 30, 2012
Friends don't let female friends vote Republican - October 30, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy - October 30, 2012
If Social Conservatives can decide what their taxes pay for, why not Liberals? - October 29, 2012
If you don't think Mitt Romney lies faster than he can be fact-checked, you have Romnesia - October 29, 2012
"In Greece right now, to be unemployed means death." - October 29, 2012
Voter fraud: The biggest problem is that it's being committed by Republicans - October 29, 2012
GOP 2012: Mean-spirited, hateful, intolerant...and evidently built to stay that way - October 29, 2012
It's Monday, so here's a video of a buffalo as a house pet - October 28, 2012
When faith trumps facts, you have bigger problems than you know - October 28, 2012
God only loves crazy White Bigots - October 28, 2012
Hey, this is my favorite part of the Bible, too! - October 28, 2012
This week in Jesus: Because my God is a mean-spirited, ill-tempered misogynist - October 28, 2012
If you presume to know what God hates, you might want to take a look in the mirror - October 27, 2012
From the Lack Of Self-Awareness Dept.: Better to be thought a fool than...oh, never mind.... - October 27, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#11) - October 27, 2012
Romney 2012: Money can't buy love, but we can certainly go broke trying - October 27, 2012
Well, NFL football does involve large, sweaty men grunting and grabbing at one another.... - October 27, 2012
Why Mitt Romney is like George Wallace - October 26, 2012
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept": The walking brain-dead - October 26, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: "A Modern Day George Washington Who is Being Guided by God" - October 26, 2012
Behold the Republican base...or, as I like to call them, the "lowest common denominator" - October 26, 2012
America by the numbers: Because...well, why the Hell not? - October 26, 2012
Here in America, this mullah would be a leader of the Tea Party - October 25, 2012
Paul and Sheila Wellstone: voices silenced far too early - October 25, 2012
Your choice on Nov. 6th? It's just this stark...and simple. - October 25, 2012
Sen Paul Wellstone (D-MN): 6.21.44 - 10.25.02 - October 25, 2012
Just in case you were wondering why voting for Mitt Romney is a horrible, terrible, very bad idea - October 25, 2012
GOP 2012: Mean-spirited, hateful, intolerant...and evidently built to stay that way - October 25, 2012
Voter ID: ensuring that only reliably Republican voters are allowed to exercise their franchise - October 24, 2012
9 out of 10 Republicans doctors surveyed prefer Milk of Romnesia - October 24, 2012
Y'all aren't even trying, are you?? - October 24, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because we'll make Matt Bors Secretary of...well, something important - October 24, 2012
GOP 2012: Mean-spirited, hateful, intolerant...and evidently built to stay that way - October 24, 2012
The ultimate in self-loathing - October 23, 2012
Because government ruins EVERYTHING - October 23, 2012
Memo to Republicans: Women aren't just men minus the penis - October 23, 2012
Because some reprobates just can't stomach the idea of a Black man in the White House - October 23, 2012
GOP 2012: Mean-spirited, hateful, intolerant...and evidently built to stay that way - October 23, 2012
Today on "Please, God...just make it go away!!".... - October 22, 2012
It's Monday, so here's today's example of Right-wing hypocrisy - October 22, 2012
If you're Mormon and the most important Mormon newspaper endorses your opponent, you're in trouble - October 22, 2012
It's a bird! It's a plane!! It's Todd Akin's worst nightmare!!! - October 22, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy - October 22, 2012
Texas: Where 60-ft animatronic statues are considered more important than women's health - October 21, 2012
A little Monty Python crucifixion humor to brighten your Sunday morning - October 21, 2012
The Bible and comic books: More in common than you might think - October 21, 2012
It's not Christianity that scares me; it's Christians that terrify me - October 21, 2012
Something for fundies to consider when you take your progeny to see "The Lion King" - October 21, 2012
This week in Jesus: The "Can't we all just lighten up?" edition - October 21, 2012
When you turn 94, I suppose you no longer need to hide your homophobia, misogyny, and bigotry - October 20, 2012
What??.... And I suppose you think it's easy to be a shiftless, America-hating parasite?? - October 20, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#10) - October 20, 2012
Parents beware: Not teaching your children to hate can have dire long-term consequences - October 20, 2012
When it comes to putting a White man back in the White House, there are no rules of decency - October 20, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: If you were meant to get special treatment, you'd have been born rich - October 19, 2012
Today on "Famous Last Words of Dictators".... - October 19, 2012
GOP 2012: When you have to resort to voter intimidation, your ideas suck - October 19, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Who say's we're not green? We're recycling the Bush Administration. - October 19, 2012
Waitaminnit...Newsweek had a print edition?? - October 19, 2012
GOP 2012: If you were meant to have a voice, you'd have been born Republican - October 18, 2012
I think we can safely declare that the Left has won the meme battle, no? - October 18, 2012
No, thanks...I think I'll just drink myself to death - October 18, 2012
Lance Armstrong: The line separating karma from schadenfreude is a thin one - October 18, 2012
If women were meant to control their bodies, they'd have been born male - October 18, 2012
Citizens United: Guaranteeing the best government a billionaire can buy - October 18, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because PBS is Evil Incarnate, but defense spending is sacrosanct - October 17, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Working to put a White man back in the White House - October 17, 2012
Dear America: Could YOU pass a citizenship test? - October 17, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because a lie can be halfway around the world before the truth is out of bed - October 17, 2012
If writing demanded total honesty, no one would ever write - October 17, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because it's not a lie if you've convinced yourself that it's true - October 16, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because screwing America comes naturally - October 16, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because if women were meant to have a voice, they'd have been born male - October 16, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because hypocrisy is only a problem for losers and Liberals - October 16, 2012
America by the numbers: The "I wish I was playing Russian Roulette" edition - October 16, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: It's autumn...time to enjoy the changing of the positions - October 15, 2012
A lesson we could all stand to be learn - October 15, 2012
When ignorance and religiosity rule, intelligence and reason are at a competitive disadvantage - October 15, 2012
Obama/Biden 2012: When Man's Best Friend endorses you, you're doing it right - October 15, 2012
GOP 2012: Mean-spirited, intolerant, dishonest, insensitive...and evidently built to stay that way - October 15, 2012
The difference between Liberal and Conservative is just this simple - October 14, 2012
Dear Taliban: Seriously, what sort of religion justifies shooting children?? - October 14, 2012
A few random thoughts on a sleepy Sunday morning - October 14, 2012
"It's not Christianity I'm afraid of; it's that your Christians are so unlike your Christ" - October 14, 2012
This week in Jesus: Does the Highway to Hell have an express lane?? - October 14, 2012
Memo to the Rabid Religious Right: Truth may be inconvenient, but it's still truth - October 13, 2012
If you know someone undecided about their choice for President, show them this video - October 13, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#9) - October 13, 2012
Digging our grave with our accelerators - October 13, 2012
The NHL lockout: conclusive proof of the decline and fall of Canadian culture - October 13, 2012
Memo to Republicans: Find a dictionary and check the definition of "Socialism" - October 12, 2012
Paranoid Ignorant Conspiracy Mongers for Romney: America needs a White man in the White House - October 12, 2012
For the Neanderthals and knuckle-draggers shall always be among us - October 12, 2012
The Massachusetts Senate race broken down in terms EVERYONE can understand - October 12, 2012
GOP 2012: When crazy is no longer cause for concern, you're a Republican - October 12, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because Paul Ryan is tired of your whining and complaining - October 11, 2012
Lance Armstrong: The truth is what it is, and in the end everyone loses - October 11, 2012
First, we'll kill Big Bird...then we'll get rid of the coffee in every public broadcasting studio - October 11, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because sometimes fantasy is all you have - October 11, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Lying isn't as easy as we make it look; we're just that good at it - October 11, 2012
Right Wing reality: An oxymoron wrapped in a contradiction and surrounded by propaganda - October 10, 2012
When someone begins talking about voter fraud being a problem, show them this - October 10, 2012
Today's dispatch from our new idiocracy: It's even worse than I feared - October 10, 2012
You never know which Mitt Romney is speaking, or which side of an issue he'll come down on - October 10, 2012
If your goal is a Dominionist Theocracy, separation of Church and State isn't exactly a priority - October 10, 2012
Fox News Channel: The official news provider of the Apocalypse - October 9, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Trust us; we'll tell what kind of America you deserve - October 9, 2012
Today's dispatch from our new idiocracy - October 9, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Now with 53% more lies!! Offer good until Nov. 6th!! - October 9, 2012
On today's episode of "Psychotropic Medication for Fun and Profit".... - October 9, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: It's about small government...small enough to fit into a woman's vagina - October 8, 2012
Monday sucks...so why not wait until Tuesday to start your week? - October 8, 2012
Today's coffee-spew moment: Women driving = rise in homosexuality and no more virgins - October 8, 2012
Barack Obama: A Socialist in the same way Mitt Romney is a Liberal ideologue - October 8, 2012
GOP 2012: Because...well, I don't have the time to tell you why - October 8, 2012
Dear America, this is why you're fat (#4) - October 7, 2012
The question should be why there aren't more of these protests around the country - October 7, 2012
Somewhere warm and breezy, Jesus Christ is weeping in his Dos Equis - October 6, 2012
If you have only one prayer to offer, this is a good one to go with - October 6, 2012
When attendance at a campaign rally is mandatory (or you lose your job)...your ideas suck - October 6, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#8) - October 6, 2012
The original Tea Party? Yep, you can thank Liberals for it. - October 5, 2012
It's Friday, so here's some advice for the ladies in the audience - October 5, 2012
Jennifer Livingston: classy and built to stay that way...Kenneth Krause: not so much - October 5, 2012
A Democratic full service station.... - October 4, 2012
And you thought the Zombie Apocalypse was the biggest threat we face - October 4, 2012
Doctor, will Fukitol (TM) protect me from Obama Derangement Syndrome? - October 4, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because we'll stand up for those who matter, which is only 53% of the population - October 4, 2012
GOP 2012: Because reality is WAY overrated - October 4, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: When porn stars endorse you, you know that you're doing it right - October 3, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because humor really is in the eye of the beholder - October 3, 2012
Friends don't let friends watch Presidential debates - October 3, 2012
Manhattan Mini Storage FTW (Not all businesses are bastions of knee-jerk Conservatism)!! - October 3, 2012
America by the numbers: If you're not ashamed, it's because you're not paying attention - October 3, 2012
GOP 2012: Because Abraham Lincoln is spinning in his grave - October 2, 2012
GOP 2012: Because this is what Liberal voter fraud looks like (or not) - October 2, 2012
Today's communique from the front lines of the war on native intelligence - October 2, 2012
A message for Scott Brown: As you can see, you're a bigot and a fool - October 2, 2012
GOP 2012: If the Keystone Kops were a political party, it would the Republican Party - October 2, 2012
Missing George W. Bush...like you'd miss a brain tumor - October 1, 2012
Invade Canada? Well, there goes the element of surprise.... - October 1, 2012
Michele Bachmann: When satire is indistinguishable from policy, we have a problem - October 1, 2012
Say hello to the world's most adorable sex offender - October 1, 2012
Happy Monday!! Remember, if you ain't lyin', you ain't tryin'. - October 1, 2012
Dear America, this is why you're fat (#3)