5 reasons the Bikini Hockey League is better than the NHL: Hey, if you need more than five reasons, there’s something very, very wrong with you…and I’d strongly suggest you seek professional help. NOW.
13 Inspiring Coming Out Stories From Our Favorite Luminaries: There’s nothing wrong with being who you are, right??
11 Dolls the World Could Have Done Without: I’m not sure why Pedobear didn’t make the list….
5 Easy Ways To Avoid Abducting Children: A public service from The Onion. Of course, if you need more than one reason, you’d best turn yourself in to your parole officer.
Five Alternative Uses for “Conversion Therapy”: How about teaching Tea Partiers to think critically and live in the realm of the real and the provable?
11 Long Celebrity Marriages That Ended in Divorce: So you’re saying that celebrities have the same problems and disappointments the rest of us mere mortals are forced to endure?
10 Actors Who Are Sexier in Period Pieces: Well, hoop skirts ARE a huge turn-on….
Facebook Fails: 15 of the dumbest status updates ever: Facebook: The home of stupid.
10 Legendary Monsters of Australia and Antarctica: Evidently, the monsters that actually exist aren’t terrifying enough.
The 30 All-Time Best Stand-Up Bits About Sex: There are SO many words you can’t say on television….
