The study’s publication comes on the heels of a recent Rush Limbaugh comment in which he attributed the alleged shrinking, over the past 50 years, of men’s penises to women (well, specifically, to “feminazis”). Referencing an Italian study on the topic, he said: “I think it’s feminism … it’s tied to the last 50 years — the average size of [a male’s] member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years ago — it has to be the feminazis, the chickification and everything else.”
No, really: Penises are not shrinking: Well, I for one will be sleeping better tonight….
The Lurking Specter of Feminism!: I had NO idea that the Feminazis were such an all-pervasive threat to American Exceptionalism and Our Way of Life ©.
A crime of passion that the entire internet can get behind: A woman shoots her husband during an argument to protect her cat. And you wonder why Caturday was invented?
Hagee: Fasting and Prayer Ended the Civil War: Right. And Dunkin’ Donuts ended WWII.
Photo of baby doing keg stand spurs Arizona State University to investigate: There’s no truth to the rumors that the baby is being recruited by the ASU football team.
Is College a Lousy Investment?: It certainly doesn’t seem to be the leg up I was promised it would be.
LovePalz Is A New Gadget That Allows Long-Distance Lovers To Get Intimate: If nothing else, these folks deserve kudos for introducing the term “teledildonics” into the English language.
British Nanny Offered An Annual Salary Of $200,000: Man, I’m in the wrong damned line of work…
Brainwashed by junk food: No wonder why Americans are so unbelievably stupid.
GOP Pollster advised Akin to Withstand Controversy like David Koresh Faced the ATF in Waco: Uh…did we forget that Koresh died after being attacked by the ATF??
Cherokee Nation ‘disappointed’ with chants used by Sen. Scott Brown staff: Better to be thought a dick than to work for Scott Brown and remove any lingering doubt.
Butt-Chugging: Students, Experts Recoil At Alcohol Enema Case: [Insert drunk @$$hole joke here]
The Craziest Place I Ever Had Sex: Hey, remember that this is a family show, ‘kay??
Orly Taitz Tries and Fails Yet Again to Prove Her Conspiracy Theories: Yeah, I know; you’d have to believe that anyone named “Orly Taitz” would have to be bat$#!% crazy…and she most certainly is.
