October 30, 2012 5:10 AM

Today's comminque from our new idiocracy

Back in August, during a Springfield City Council public hearing on amending the city’s nondiscrimination ordinance to include sexual orientation and gender identity protections, Rev. Phil Snider of the Brentwood Christian Church lashed out at the council for “inviting the judgement of God upon our land” by making “special rights for gays and lesbians.”…. He goes on to invoke the bible and morality and the end of days a few more times before suddenly appearing to lose his train of thought. And then something pretty amazing happens.

Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending: Sometimes, the best way to defeat the haters and the bigots is to use their own language against them. It’s also the best way to embarrass them for the relics they are.

With Topless Protests, ‘Sextremists’ March In Paris : Without more pictures, this story is meaningless.

Should Teachers Be Allowed to Spank Students?: Only if they’re in a hotel room or the back of the teacher’s car in a secluded part of town.

Mandatory Boxer Briefs, Takeoff Songs, and Dog Hierarchy: Life Aboard the Abercrombie & Fitch Private Jet: It’s good to be King….

Judge Rules Trayvon Martin Files Can Be Used by Defense: Yep, there’s nothing quite like smearing the reputation of the victim…especially when the victim is no longer around to defend himself.

Fighting granny from Sandston wants a cage match: Careful; that walker can be deadly.

President Obama Identifies the Disease that Causes Mitt Romney to Forget His Own Positions: ‘Romnesia’: The doctor…uh, President…is in.

Attorney general won’t investigate worker arrested for dumping voter registrations: Of course not; when a Democrat does it, it’s the worst sort of anti-American perfidy imaginable. When a Republican does it, he’s just protecting electoral integrity (by ensuring that the poor and minorities aren’t allowed to vote)

Excessive Hot Cheetos Consumption Blamed for ‘Bloody Stool Scare’: Is it just me, or does the headline sound vaguely and disturbingly sexual?

Four charged with making meth; material was found in child’s room: Yes, Virginia; drugs really ARE bad.

Reporter Stayed Calm As a Roach Crawled All Over Him During a Live Broadcast: He had to; the roach was supposed to do the weather report after he finished his segment.

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