October 22, 2012 6:42 AM

Today's comminque from our new idiocracy

The new report by Sky Atlantic HD found that many women aged between 20 and 25 are struggling to tick the boxes of financial independence, career fulfillment and sexual satisfaction. A third still live with their parents and nearly six out of ten regularly borrow money from their mother or father just to get by, with the average wage of a typical twentysomething woman being just £13,186.23 a year. The report also found the typical twentysomething female pockets £103.26 from her parents every month to cover basic living costs such as food, rent or mortgage, toiletries and phone bills. Additionally, more than four out of ten admitted their career, financial situation and living arrangements are ‘unsettled’.

Are you an average Jane? Standard 25 year old lives with her parents, is unhappy in her job and has bad sex: I’d think it would be difficult to have good sex with your parents sleeping just down the hall.

Riders Down After Spending More Than Two Hours Atop State Fair Swing: First Big Tex burns down, and then this. Is it just me, or is the State Fair of Texas having a VERY bad week??

Man Runs Entire Baltimore Marathon In Flip Flops: When Paul Ryan heard about this accomplishment, he claimed he’d done the same thing…in high school.

FBI must pay S.F. journalist $470,000: Who says you can’t fight the government?

I’ve been meeting my cousin’s boyfriend for sex in his car: This wouldn’t be a problem, except that he drives a Fiat 500.

Man arrested for burglary after victim finds him in backyard: Here’s a pro tip: If you successfully burglarize a home, it’s best not to celebrate your good fortune by drinking beer…in the backyard of the home you just burglarized.

Police: Nerve agent hoax actually involves meth lab: Pro tip: when you inhale fumes from your meth lab and end up in the emergency room, telling your doctors that you inhaled a WWII never agent probably won’t keep the police away.

Man draws samurai sword to break up fight on Phoenix light rail train: Time to channel your inner Crocodile Dundee: “THAT’S not a knife…THIS is a knife….”

Virginia Beach man sentenced to 18 months for blinding Navy pilots with laser: It seems he didn’t like the loud noise the jets made as they flew over his home. While he’s off at the Big House being someone’s girlfriend, the Navy gets to use his property as a practice site for strafing runs.

‘We don’t owe them a fantasy’: Woman who dressed in racy costume for Comic Con speaks out about sexual harassment: Not that there’s any justification for sexual harassment of the sort the woman claims to have endured, but there’s one truth she evidently forgot to take into consideration: men are pigs.

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