Last week news broke that a University of Tennessee fraternity member had been hospitalized after he buttchugged wine. Today the entire fraternity stood behind their attorney to deny the buttchugging allegation.
John Caruso Allegedly Squirts Soap In Girlfriend’s Mouth To Stop Her From Swearing: I’m guessing the intrepid Mr. Caruso didn’t get any later that night.
Female teacher, 31, quits job after she is caught having sex with student, 17, in school parking lot: I guess some folks are just too stupid to get away with committing a felony.
‘Batman’ Arrested In Michigan; Batgirl Vows To Help: Superman was unavailable for comment.
Man pulls machete at FMPD headquarters: Pro tip: It’s generally considered bad form to threaten a police officer with a machete. In a police station. You can thank me later.
Best Buy Comes Up With Genius Idea To Compete With Amazon: Lower Online Prices: Wow…and someone marketing genius probably went to college to learn how to make such enlightened decisions.
Alleged ‘sovereign’ citizen denied release by Utah federal judge: Pro tip: You might have convinced yourself that you’re not subject to the laws of the country you reside in. That doesn’t mean you’re actually above those laws. You’re welcome.
Chevy Dealer Really Sorry About Having Customer Arrested Over Pricing Error: Oops…our bad!
TENNESSEE FRATERNITY DENIES BUTTCHUGGING CHARGE IN PRESS CONFERENCE THAT REALLY HAPPENED: If you’re in a position where you have to hold a press conference in order to deny something called “buttchugging,” you’re going to be in college for a VERY long time
Michigan State University Professor Strips Naked In Class, Police Arrive To Escort Him To Hospital: Someone was having a no good, terrible, horrible, very bad day.
“Ruined Spanish Fresco Monkey Jesus” is 2012’s hot Halloween costume: I suppose that beats my idea: “Autopsy aftermath.”
Wynkoop Brewing Company Releases Bull Testicle Beer: Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout, For Real This Time: If you can brew beer with chocolate and raspberries, why not bull testicles?
Want More People To Like Your Facebook Post? That’ll Be $7: The very definition of desperation, eh?