November 2012 Archives
- November 30, 2012
And here I'd been thinking money was the root of all evil - November 30, 2012
Kids often think of school as prison...but they're closer to the truth than they know - November 30, 2012
Want to make a difference? Want your voice to be heard? Pick up your phone. - November 30, 2012
Conservative Logic: Our rights are more equal than godless Liberal baby-killers - November 30, 2012
Memo to John McCain: Be careful who you call "not very bright," 'kay?? - November 29, 2012
If you care at all about the future of America, PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE share this picture - November 29, 2012
You may hate President Obama, but he won. You lost. Stop whining, already. - November 29, 2012
Walmart: Low wages. Always. - November 29, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy - November 29, 2012
Sometimes, you have to remember to be thankful for the little things - November 28, 2012
Time to take one for the team...'cuz The Boss is in town - November 28, 2012
Reality: 'Taint what it used to be, is it? - November 28, 2012
Republicans: If you're leaving America, might I suggest a country more amenable to your philosophy? - November 28, 2012
War is Hell: Today's dispatch from the front lines of the War on Christmas - November 28, 2012
Little good can come from talking to a man who isn't wearing pants - November 27, 2012
It's only a tragedy if you can't exploit it for profit - November 27, 2012
Credit where credit is due - November 27, 2012
Memo to retailers: You don't have to squeeze and impoverish your employees to be successful - November 27, 2012
This is why I don't live in Dallas - November 26, 2012
Things sure have changed since I left Minnesota - November 26, 2012
Today's argument for natural selection: Alcohol makes EVERYTHING better - November 26, 2012
When you get the urge to expound on American Exceptionalism, consider this - November 26, 2012
The Rabid Religious Right: Fear the Black Man in the White House - November 26, 2012
You know your day's really going to suck when.... - November 25, 2012
It's always nice to know that you're donating to a good cause - November 25, 2012
Chasing the Almighty Dollar: 'Tis the reason for the season, no? - November 25, 2012
What's really wrong with America - November 25, 2012
This week In Jesus: 'Cuz y'all think I'm going to Hell anyway...right?? - November 25, 2012
A very good question for the religious among us - November 24, 2012
Memo to Republicans: It might just be time to revisit your messaging strategy, don'tchathink? - November 24, 2012
The first volley in this year's "War on Christmas" has been fired by...Chick-Fil-A?? - November 24, 2012
And you think you have issues.... - November 24, 2012
Today's communique from the Rabid Right: Buy farmland and guns, people!! - November 24, 2012
Dear Texas: Be careful what you ask for - November 23, 2012
Q: What is the capitol of Soreloserstan? A: Whine City - November 23, 2012
From the "WTF is wrong with you people, anyway??" file.... - November 23, 2012
NOW can we (finally) get serious about global climate change? - November 23, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy - November 23, 2012
A VERY good reason to avoid Walmart during this holiday season - November 22, 2012
On days like today, I (almost) feel like a traitor to my heritage - November 22, 2012
The obligatory "Things that Jack is thankful for"...with a few twists - November 22, 2012
Dear Texas: On your way out, please take Arkansas, Oklahoma, and Lousiana with you - November 21, 2012
And now, a message from our four-legged sponsors - November 21, 2012
"Traditional America": Just another excuse for one class to discriminate against another - November 21, 2012
If you're going to jump or leave the country, just do it and stop whining about it - November 21, 2012
Conservatives: Hypocrisy and cynicism and shameless dishonesty...oh my!! - November 21, 2012
With friends like this, who needs enemas? - November 20, 2012
How the average Fox "News" Channel viewer sees the aftermath of the election - November 20, 2012
If only those Hostess employees hadn't been so selfish, greedy, and unprincipled.... - November 20, 2012
The truth has a Liberal bias...and that's a very good thing - November 20, 2012
Proof positive that Barack Obama is secretly controlled by radical leftist homosexual atheists - November 20, 2012
Idiocracy: Where self-awareness in non-existent and Fox "News" Channel is its own reality - November 19, 2012
Another reason to love Barack Obama: Could you imagine Mitt Romney doing this? - November 19, 2012
Do you find the truth inconvenient? Do you hate facts? Yeah, you're a Republican. - November 19, 2012
"Obama's gifts?" Or is Mitt Romney really that out of touch with the real America? - November 19, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy - November 19, 2012
Today's lesson on racism, courtesy of Denis Leary - November 18, 2012
When women are viewed solely as breeding vessels, you're talking about the Vatican - November 18, 2012
Do you live in Maine? If you're black and you voted, you're guilty of voter fraud. - November 18, 2012
Memo to Mitt Romney: Getting a gift from Barack Obama isn't a bad thing - November 18, 2012
This week in Jesus: Who says hate and discrimination aren't (Far Right) Christian values? - November 18, 2012
The truth about why the Rabid Right hates a Black man occupying the White House - November 17, 2012
There's a time to fight crime...and a time to dance - November 17, 2012
Dear Hostess: You (management) can squeeze only so much blood from a turnip (labor) - November 17, 2012
Today's GOP: St. Ronald of Reagan would be considered a heretic and a pariah - November 17, 2012
Dear Republicans: When your base is the less educated, you have a problem - November 16, 2012
On the Internet, the Dole-Kemp ticket never dies - November 16, 2012
Whine Country: Republican sore losers and their inability to accept reality - November 16, 2012
Elections have consequences...and they reveal some truths - November 16, 2012
And if this doesn't work, we'll put her in stocks in the village square.... - November 16, 2012
Denial is more than just a plank in the GOP platform - November 15, 2012
Things just got serious in the Middle East. Very serious. - November 15, 2012
We'll let Texas secede...if they take Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma, & Louisiana with them - November 15, 2012
We're out of Champagne, but we do have an excellent 2012 Schadenfreude - November 15, 2012
If you think Republicans will stop trying to game the system now that the election is over.... - November 15, 2012
If you hear banjo music, it's just the secessionists - November 14, 2012
This is what happens when you don't check your sources - November 14, 2012
Dear White America: This was never "your" country in the first place - November 14, 2012
Today on "Great Moments In Cleavage".... - November 14, 2012
The Republican Party: An alternate reality is better than no reality at all - November 14, 2012
It ain't over 'til Karl Rove says it's over - November 13, 2012
Ashley Judd for Kentucky 2016. What; like Mitch McConnell deserves another term doing nothing? - November 13, 2012
The #1 lesson to take away from Indecision 2012 - November 13, 2012
Right Wing reality: The election changed nothing for those outside the reality-based community - November 13, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy - November 13, 2012
Andy Rooney knew what objective journalism looks like...and Fox "News" Channel isn't it - November 12, 2012
Final election results: because I never tire of knowing Mitt Romney didn't lie his way to victory - November 12, 2012
In Karl Rove's case, Schadenfreude is the best freude of all - November 12, 2012
Open carry: Because in Oklahoma, even grocery shopping can be dangerous - November 12, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy - November 12, 2012
A free market solution for fixing Wall Street - November 11, 2012
OK, go ahead; tell me that the Rabid Right isn't incoherent with rage - November 11, 2012
Since when does being a Christian that one has to pledge fealty to the Rabid Right? - November 11, 2012
Intelligent Christianity is great. Reflexive, unthinking, obedient Christianity is a recipe for tyranny. - November 11, 2012
This week in Jesus: God's a Republican...and He's NOT happy with the results of this election - November 11, 2012
Five good reasons why things are looking up for Democrats - November 10, 2012
David Petraeus: A case study in what can happen when you think with the wrong head - November 10, 2012
Memo to Republicans: Time to rejoin the fact-based community and deal with things as they are - November 10, 2012
Man's best friend and...well, happy Caturday - November 10, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy - November 10, 2012
Aggie Ring Day: A tradition worth recognizing - November 9, 2012
Dear Republican Party: Some things still aren't for sale - November 9, 2012
A question for the Rabid Right: Is this the future you'd have us look forward to? - November 9, 2012
Today's Republican Party: A death knell or merely a fork in the road? - November 9, 2012
What's sauce or the goose is sauce for the gander...or, why karma is a real...well, you know.... - November 9, 2012
Assessing the damage on Bulls%#t Mountain - November 9, 2012
A message to Conservatives from the people of Australia - November 8, 2012
Gee, who would have thought that rape wouldn't be a winning issue for Republicans?? - November 8, 2012
And so it begins anew: Hillary 2016 - November 8, 2012
A question for Republicans: When does obstructionism cross the line and become treason? - November 8, 2012
The runaway winner for best 2012 campaign ad is.... - November 8, 2012
America by the number: Indecision 2012 edition - November 8, 2012
If you're wondering who's responsible for gay marriage.... - November 7, 2012
A convincing argument for tax cuts for the wealthy in Maine - November 7, 2012
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled ridiculousness - November 7, 2012
Time was when people thought interracial marriage was an abomination; they got over it - November 7, 2012
It's Wednesday, which means only 1461 days until Election Night, 2016 - November 7, 2012
The election's over...so can we go back to obsessing over Kate Middleton's breasts?? - November 6, 2012
The dark reality that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan represent - November 6, 2012
Barack Obama at his worst easily outshines Mitt Romney at his best - November 6, 2012
Why Barack Obama has been not just a good, but a great President - November 6, 2012
A very good reason to vote today - November 6, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy - November 6, 2012
Happy Election Day! May your vote actually be counted. - November 5, 2012
Tomorrow only the undead and the brain-dead will be voting for Mitt Romney - November 5, 2012
Why I'm voting for Barack Obama...and why you should, too - November 5, 2012
Remember to vote- If only to keep these idjits from getting their way - November 5, 2012
Same-sex marriage: It's time to do the right thing for the right reasons - November 5, 2012
10 very good reasons for Democrats to vote tomorrow - November 4, 2012
A sound argument for the social contract - November 4, 2012
Conservative reality: Open to interpretation and whatever you need or want it to be - November 4, 2012
This week in Jesus: Because my God can beat up your god - November 4, 2012
If the Bible is the immutable and infallible Word of God, explain this.... - November 3, 2012
This Tuesday, vote for love of country...and Kate Middleton's boobs - November 3, 2012
The gap between politics and theater of the absurd can be difficult to discern - November 3, 2012
Memo to Ohio voters: One of the Presidential candidates is a shameless pathological liar - November 3, 2012
Hurricane Sandy: A climate change wake up call...but will anyone take heed? - November 3, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because America should leave the lying to the professionals (#12) - November 3, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Time to let the adults lead...or not - November 2, 2012
A message from the Greatest Generation: "We will burn this m----------r down!!" - November 2, 2012
Vote early. Vote naked. Vote intelligently. - November 2, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: No one does cynical lack of compassion and dishonest manipulation better - November 2, 2012
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be football players...no, really.... - November 2, 2012
GOP 2012: Mean-spirited, hateful, intolerant...and evidently built to stay that way - November 2, 2012
The difference between Liberals and Conservatives...it's just this simple - November 1, 2012
GOP 2012: Because when it comes to women, turning back the clock is the right thing to do - November 1, 2012
Romney/Ryan 2012: Because we only care about appearing to be compassionate - November 1, 2012
Jack Ohman leaves the Oregonian...as if we needed proof the Oregonian is no longer relevant - November 1, 2012
GOP 2012: Mean-spirited, hateful, intolerant...and evidently built to stay that way - November 1, 2012
The Hipster Starter Kit: It's not just for Halloween any more