A heartwarming case of some American icons coming together in a time of need to help out and rock out, right? Not so fast. The paranoid crew at Fox and Friends uncovered what’s really going on here: Secret Obama propaganda. “Good intention, raise some money for victims, but the timing is more than suspect,” guest host Eric Bolling said this morning. “Is this more political? Is this more, let’s get this thing on TV before the election to help President Obama look more presidential? Or is it more to help out victims?”…. [Steve] Doocy asked earnestly, “Where are the conservative performers?”…. “Is it a hurricane benefit or a concert for Obama?” Doocy followed up, despite sounding like he’s already made his mind up. “I don’t know,” Bolling responded woefully. Well, you know what they say: One man’s Bruce Springsteen charity concert is another man’s secret plot to exploit a tragedy for nefarious political gain.
Fox attacks Bruce Springsteen for hosting charity concert: No good deed goes unpunished…especially when you’re not a Conservative.
Fox News’ John Stossel Blasts Federal Flood Insurance Program, Plans To Collect His Money Anyway: When others do it, it’s sucking at the public teat and the worst sort of Socialism imaginable. When he does it, he’s just taking care of his family and his financial interests.
Todd Akin Compares Criticism of his Remarks to Beheadings by Islamic Extremists: Wait for it…Akin comparing his “suffering” to that of Jesus Christ in 4…3…2….
Why Conservatives and Pundits Are Petrified of Math Wiz Nate Silver: Republicans those who speak the truth and they can’t shut down.
Kevin Swanson Blames Hurricanes Sandy and Katrina on Homosexuality, Warns San Francisco is Next: Wow…they can change the weather? Who knew that all that same-sex humping could affect global weather patterns. Man, I had NO idea Teh Gayz had so much power and influence. I wonder if they can do something about our water bill?
Bill O’Reilly: Colin Powell Cut Obama ‘A Little More Slack’ Because They Are Both Black: Some folks just can’t stomach the fact that there’s a Black man in the White House.
Barton: Administration Allowed Libya Attack as ‘Perfect Set-Up’ for Passing Laws to Criminalize Criticism of Islam: To call David Barton an idiot would be a grave insult to idiots, who deserve better than to be associated with a dishonest Right-wing d——-bag.
Romney Supporters Spew Hatred at Gov. Christie for Consorting With the “Traitor”: There are times when partisanship should take a back seat to the common good. Some fools simply refuse to understand that.
Beck: ‘When the Navy Seals Called the President, He Let Them Die’: The beautiful thing about being a Conservative is that it frees you from the limitations an constraints of things like truth, facts, and reality. Being able to make up all manner of specious charges on the fly is SO much easier…and more fun.
Giuliani: Obama’s ‘Incompetence’ Has Killed Americans, He Should Resign: I’ll allow Giuliani some credibility when he and other Republicans begin talking about the thousands killed by the incompetence and mendacity of Captain Codpiece ©.
Video: Romney Supporters Respond to Climate Change by Yelling “USA! USA! USA!”: We’re Americans. damn it!! NO ONE tells us what to do!!
Todd Akin on Rape, Dogs in Heat, and the Smell of Money: And you thought the Rabid Religious Right lacks anything resembling a sense of humor? They do…but they have Todd Akin, who can be endlessly entertaining in his own right- just not for the reasons they might think.
