ELYRIA, Ohio — They went from posing for “Playboy” to posing for mugs shots. Sisters and former Playboy playmates Sarah Satterfield and Vicki Satterfield, both 28, are charged with assault after a massive brawl involving half a dozen strippers at The Brass Pole in Elyria early Saturday, according to the Lorain County Sheriff’s Department…. “A lot of girls attacked us and ripped all of our hair out and stuff, and we can’t find our cell phone or anything, and all of the girls like laughed and just thought it was funny that people attacked us,” a slurring Sarah Satterfield said during the 911 call. Vicki and Sarah are two of the three Lorain County triplets featured in “Playboy Magazine” in 2007 and as cyber playmates. “They pulled the hair out if my head, and I was attacked by five girls in the dressing room,” Sarah said in the 911 call.
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