“We’re dressed like clowns and you’re the ones that look funny”…. What do you do when a Neo-Nazi hate group comes to your town to hold an anti-immigration rally? Well, you gather up your closest friends, thrown on some clown gear and kill ‘em with kindness. Of course.
Neo-Nazi Hate Group Counter-Protested By…Clowns: Sometimes, the best way to ridicule someone is to be ridiculous yourself.
Man finds mummified bat in his morning bowl of cereal: Adam West was unavailable for comment.
Prominent Florida Bigots Unite Against Holidays For Perverted, Evil, Terrorist-Cult Children: Evidently, Floriduh has been overrun by the Taliban.
Victoria’s Secret apologizes for use of headdress: “Cuz Lord knows that Victoria’s Secret is all about cultural sensitivity and not objectifying…oh, wait; never mind….
See Cats Sky Dive to R. Kelly and Watch A Dog Defy Gravity: Because…well, why the Hell not??
Georgia Immigration Law Trips Up Doctors And Nurses: Careful what you ask for…’cuz you just might get it.
Rick Santorum Will Gladly Compromise With Democrats To Ruin Social Security For You: Because destroying social programs is what Santorum lives to do.
Shirtless FBI Agent, Another Top General Added to Petraeus Farce Cast: Just when you thought things couldn’t get any stranger….
Man shot six cows in face, officials say: Hey, why not? It’s Floriduh….
Presenting the World’s First Breast Implants for Turkeys: Because turkeys deserve to feel good about themselves, too.
Tea Party Learns Its Painful Electoral Lesson: That Mitt Romney Was Too Moderate: If only Ted Nugent hadn’t been on tour and off his medication….
Overly Attached Girlfriend Leaves Reddit for Samsung: Is there ANYTHING that can’t be commercialized??
