ST. PAUL, Minn., Nov. 9 (UPI) — Police in Minnesota said an Iowa man was arrested for allegedly fondling the breasts of his 8-year-old son’s psychologist. St. Paul police said Brent Todd Friest, 39, a Radcliffe, Iowa, pig farmer, was consulting with the specialist Wednesday at United Hospital when he commented that “it must be hard getting a date being a psychologist,” the St. Paul Pioneer Press reported Friday. The psychologist ignored the comment, but Friest soon told his son to leave the room so he could tell a “dirty joke” to the psychologist…. “I bet you a dollar I can play with your boobs without touching them,” Friest allegedly told the doctor. He then allegedly fondled the psychologist’s breasts with his hands and gave her the dollar.
Man allegedly fondled son’s psychologist: And the poor guy probably has NO idea why he can’t get a date.
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