November 24, 2012 6:34 AM

Today's communique from the Rabid Right: Buy farmland and guns, people!!

Today, Glenn Beck sought to make sense of the results of [the] election, beginning with a lengthy, tear-filled monologue about George Washington before getting down a business by rolling out hints about his plans to create an entire Blaze “ecosystem” that will be able to operate independently of the government and existing media structure because everything is about to go downhill … so people need to start buying up farmland, pull their kids out of the public schools, and loading up on guns

Beck’s Post-Election Recommendations: Buy Farmland and Guns!: Only when our properties are encircled by interlocking fields of fire and Claymore mines will good and decent Christians truly be safe.

10 Things You Probably Don’t Know About the Vagina: Republicans, you’ll want to pay attention here….

OBAMA’S JEWS FOR JIHAD: Clearly, the jack-booted thugs of the Obama Administration will not rest until we’re living under Sharia…not that anyone terrified of Sharia can actually explain what it is.

Robertson: ‘Miserable’ Atheists Trying to ‘Steal’ Christmas: “Atheists don’t like our happiness, they don’t want you to be happy, they want you to be miserable….They’re miserable so they want you to be miserable.” Hmm…project much, Reverend??

GOVERNMENT SETS SIGHTS ON PRIVATE RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS: I suppose next you’re going to tell us that this is what happens when you put a Democrat in the White House, eh?

Linda Harvey Compares Wearing Pro-Gay Rights T-Shirts to Bullying: Because as any red-blooded Christian patriot knows, tolerance and charity will open the gates to Hell.

Obama’s Benghazi story keeps changing: Uh…no, what keeps changing are the hallucinations of those who can’t stomach the idea of a Black man in the White House.

Deace: ‘Collapse of the Family Unit’ led to a ‘Huge Surge in Homosexual Behavior’: Evidently, the reality that “family” means many different things to many different people is lost on Steve Deace.

HOW THE PILGRIMS SAVED US FROM SOCIALISM: And I suppose you’re going to argue that our current system of selfishness and callous disregard for others is an improvement?

Farah Warns of an Obama Third Term: Somebody really should tell Joseph Farah that the Constitution limits a President to two terms…and that “undermining” the Constitution isn’t as easy or simple as he seems to think.

GIVING THANKS FOR LIBERTY - BUT FOR HOW LONG?: Because, as ANY red-blooded American Patriot knows, Liberals envy success and despise gratitude. Oh…and we really, really, REALLY hate Jesus.

Larry Pratt: Obamacare Will ‘Take Away Your Guns’: This is so astonishingly stupid that I don’t even know where to begin.

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