December 2012 Archives
- December 31, 2012
Be good. If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, I can't help you with that. - December 31, 2012
If you think the NRA cares about human life, please remove your anterior from your posterior - December 31, 2012
If you believe "It's both their fault," it's time to turn off Fox News Channel - December 31, 2012
More guns: Because some lies and propaganda never go out of style - December 30, 2012
What true Christianity really stands for- a lesson the Religious Right could stand to learn - December 30, 2012
If James Dobson and Bryan Fischer make you feel like a Christian, you're doing it wrong - December 30, 2012
A working conscience: a convincing argument for considering religion superfluous - December 30, 2012
This week in Jesus: If Jesus didn't say it, did it even really happen? - December 30, 2012
The Far Right: Regulating the real danger to our safety and security - December 29, 2012
Bare nipples? What about the children? Assault weapons? How else will we protect children? - December 29, 2012
Twitter: Where ostensibly intelligent Conservatives go to say truly and unbelievably stupid things - December 29, 2012
When French cheeses are illegal and assault weapons aren't...you can thank the NRA - December 29, 2012
Q: How do we ensure all Americans have access to health care? A: MORE GUNS!! - December 29, 2012
NRA: Well-regulated militia, yes. Murderous, rage-filled psychos? YES!! - December 28, 2012
Q: How do we help children struggling in school? A: More guns!! - December 28, 2012
Today's coffee-spew moment, courtesy of Tea Party Nation - December 28, 2012
Q: How do we fix the deficit? A: MORE GUNS!! - December 28, 2012
America by the numbers: Because I can.... - December 28, 2012
If only obtaining prescription drugs was as easy as buying guns - December 27, 2012
Today's lesson...and then it's time for a nap - December 27, 2012
Conservatives just LOVE the 1st Amendment...until you decide to criticize the NRA - December 27, 2012
If you believe Iran plans to invade the U.S., try taking an honest look at history - December 27, 2012
Today's communique from our new idiocracy: If we didn't have stupid, we'd have nothing at all - December 27, 2012
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept".... - December 26, 2012
And you think you're having a bad day? - December 26, 2012
Today on "Great Moments In American Hypocrisy" - December 26, 2012
A graphic depiction of America's messed-up priorities - December 26, 2012
Republicans act as if they didn't lose the election...and in their minds, they didn't - December 26, 2012
Life on the Right: When inconsistency and hypocrisy aren't viewed as obstacles - December 25, 2012
Merry Christmas to one and all...especially those of you unfortunate enough to live in Texas ;-) - December 25, 2012
Merry Xmas to all of us who don't believe in God...where's my damn eggnog?? - December 25, 2012
'Twas the night before Christmas, and...wait, where's Fluffy?? - December 25, 2012
The real "War on Christmas"...there's no way Conservatives can deny this - December 25, 2012
Remembering the REAL reason for the season - December 25, 2012
Merry Redneck Christmas - December 24, 2012
Remember the reason for the season...and it may not be what you think - December 24, 2012
From the "WTF is wrong with you people, anyway??" file.... - December 24, 2012
Christmas decorations that double as a cry for help - December 23, 2012
'Tis better to be thought a fool than to be Victoria Jackson and remove any lingering doubt - December 23, 2012
If God meant for you to have money, you wouldn't have been born poor - December 23, 2012
Today on "Something Jesus Would Never Say".... - December 23, 2012
This week In Jesus: 'Cuz my imaginary friend can beat up your imaginary friend - December 23, 2012
A very attractive argument for not believing in God - December 22, 2012
You know you're a miserable excuse for a human being when...you're Shirley Phelps-Roper - December 22, 2012
Why Wayne LaPierre is Satan Incarnate: The NRA's business is death, and business is good - December 22, 2012
A lesson in class the New York Post could stand to learn - December 22, 2012
This is America; what is tragedy but an opportunity to scare sheeple into buying your product? - December 22, 2012
Why is "More guns!!" always the answer...especially when it doesn't work? - December 21, 2012
'Twas the night before the Apocalypse, and all through the house.... - December 21, 2012
"Enough firepower to wipe out a small village" isn't something that should be on a Christmas list - December 21, 2012
Arming teachers: a stupid, dangerous idea for the ages - December 21, 2012
Teachers: Greedy union thugs...or armed defenders of our children? - December 20, 2012
Everything you need to know about the gun control debate - December 20, 2012
A little historical perspective on American mass murders: It didn't begin with Columbine - December 20, 2012
Brazil may understand the pain of senseless violence...but does Wayne LaPierre and the NRA? - December 20, 2012
Today's communique from our new idiocracy: The Zombie Apocalypse has nothing on us - December 20, 2012
Nothing says "Merry Christmas" like superior firepower - December 19, 2012
A question the NRA needs to answer - December 19, 2012
A south Texas Christmas tree - December 19, 2012
More guns equals more something...but certainly not more safety and security - December 19, 2012
Guns 'n' God: A combination revered by those determined to keep America from evolving - December 19, 2012
Why Bill Maher is my nominee for Person of the Year...every year - December 18, 2012
The seven-day forecast isn't looking so good - December 18, 2012
The National Rifle Association: Worshipping the god of firepower since 1871 - December 18, 2012
If only we had more guns in schools...and churches...and shopping malls...and workplaces - December 18, 2012
If you're wondering why gun control works.... - December 18, 2012
If we can't have our guns, how will we even know if this is America anymore?? - December 18, 2012
When random senseless violence takes our children, we've reach a tipping point - December 17, 2012
Guns don't kill people...oh, wait...guns actually really DO kill people - December 17, 2012
The 2nd Amendment is not a license to turn America into a free-fire zone - December 17, 2012
NOW can we start talking about gun control...or do even more innocent people have to die? - December 17, 2012
We're #1...which, when it comes to handgun deaths, is nothing to be proud of - December 16, 2012
The presence (or absence) of God in our schools is important only to those who'd force their beliefs on us - December 16, 2012
How do you know you're a miserable human being? When you're Mike Huckabee or Bryan Fischer. - December 16, 2012
Religious freedom is not the freedom to force your religion on others - December 16, 2012
This week in Jesus: Because a few "believers" are determined to give Christians a bad name - December 16, 2012
If there's one thing we Americans excel at, it's senseless gun violence - December 15, 2012
The latest stop on Wayne LaPierre's Unfathomable Tragedy Tour - December 15, 2012
Today's example of unfortunate Christmas packaging - December 15, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy: Because bad sex is better than no sex at all...right?? - December 15, 2012
If only you'd work harder, your CEO could get his multi-million-dollar year-end bonus - December 14, 2012
The Unfathomable Tragedy Tour comes to Portland - December 14, 2012
Christmas decorations that look as if they were stolen from "Calvin & Hobbes" - December 13, 2012
An East Texas Christmas card - December 13, 2012
Greed is good, espcially if you're the one lining your pockets - December 13, 2012
When you're thinking your day sucks...here's a dose of perspective - December 13, 2012
Today's communique from our new idiocracy: Because sex was invented for da Interwebs - December 13, 2012
Peace on Earth, and goodwill toward...oh, never mind.... - December 12, 2012
12.12.12: A lucky day...a kidney celebrates its first birthday - December 12, 2012
Why Wayne LaPierre is Satan Incarnate - December 11, 2012
Glenn Beck: The reason Thorazine was invented - December 11, 2012
If you're going to trash the President, could you at least pick something legitimate? - December 11, 2012
A simple, elegant way to begin fixing the deficit - December 11, 2012
Today's "Unicorns are real" story comes to us courtesty of North Korea - December 11, 2012
Christmas decorations: Do you think some folks might be mailing it in? - December 10, 2012
At least someone's out there protecting life necessities - December 10, 2012
How do you know when America's most popular game is too dangerous for its own good? - December 10, 2012
#talkingsnakeeatsitsowntail...Or, this is what happens when Conservatives eat their young - December 10, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy: The spanking-your-monkey edition - December 10, 2012
Merry Christmas from the other side of the space/time/decency continuum (#6) - December 9, 2012
Being created in God's image may not necessarily be a good thing - December 9, 2012
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept": The knuckle-dragging religious bigots edition - December 9, 2012
So which militant do you think Christians see as the biggest threat? - December 9, 2012
This week in Jesus: More from the front lines of the "War on Christmas" - December 9, 2012
So...God isn't a Republican?? - December 8, 2012
On today's episode of "Miserable, Lawless Wastelands".... - December 8, 2012
Rule #1: If you're going to take off your clothes, avoid cameras. Rule #2: Well, duh.... - December 8, 2012
An exercise in unintended honesty - December 8, 2012
Today's communique from our new idiocracy: In the '80s, were kids named "Betamax" or "8-track"?? - December 8, 2012
Merry Christmas from the other side of the space/time/decency continuum (#5) - December 7, 2012
Texas can secede if they agree to take Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, and Alabama with them - December 7, 2012
Today on "Great Moments In Schadenfreude".... - December 7, 2012
Just when I'd thought that Republicans couldn't possibly be any more inhuman.... - December 7, 2012
Republicanland: A place where intellectual rigor, integrity, and a grip on reality are optional - December 7, 2012
Have a very merry Christmas...ROLL TIDE!! - December 6, 2012
Rupert Murdoch's brand of journalism at its (not so very) finest - December 6, 2012
If you're wondering why public schools shouldn't teach creationism.... - December 6, 2012
Republican reality: Life in the fact-free bubble - December 6, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy: Hey, at least she wasn't a former porn star - December 6, 2012
Merry Christmas from the other side of the space/time/decency continuum (#4) - December 5, 2012
Just when I'd thought there might be hope for humanity...well, I was WAY wrong - December 5, 2012
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept".... - December 5, 2012
Today's comminque from our new idiocracy: It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine - December 5, 2012
Merry Christmas from the other side of the space/time/decency continuum (#3) - December 4, 2012
Why this woman isn't the mayor of Portland is a crime of epic proportions - December 4, 2012
Could we at least live in mortal fear of something that actually exists? - December 4, 2012
Paying a living wage isn't just a good idea; it's also good business - December 4, 2012
Merry Christmas from the other side of the space/time/decency continuum (#2) - December 3, 2012
You think this is bad? Michele Bachmann is on the House Intelligence Committee. Be afraid.... - December 3, 2012
Louie Gohmert: The early leader in the clubhouse in the race for "Dumbest Person in Washington" - December 3, 2012
Merry Christmas from the other side of the space/time/decency continuum - December 3, 2012
America by the numbers: Because...well, why not? - December 3, 2012
If not for those damned greedy, selfish Hostess employees.... - December 2, 2012
When they were embroiled in the depths of a crisis of faith, Jesus told His disciples to go shopping - December 2, 2012
Prayer didn't work, so the next best thing was to petition the President - December 2, 2012
A lesson I could stand to learn - December 2, 2012
This week in Jesus: The "War on Christmas" edition - December 2, 2012
This is my religion...I'm just not always as good at it as I'd like to be - December 1, 2012
Until we can carry backpack nukes, this is the best way to deal with those who park selfishly - December 1, 2012
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers"...Or why I'm glad I didn't go to law school - December 1, 2012
Hey, I can see Russia from my front yard...or maybe not - December 1, 2012
America by the numbers...but Americans don't excel at math - December 1, 2012
Who is this Ben Gazi guy, anyway??