December 25, 2012 6:51 AM

The real "War on Christmas"...there's no way Conservatives can deny this

Every year we hear about some new front in the “War on Christmas” that liberals are supposedly waging against this most important of all Christian holidays. But an actual war on Christmas is coming—and it’s spurred by climate change. It’s a liberal conspiracy! The summer drought caused many Christmas holiday tree seedlings in Tennessee to die this year, The Tennessean reports….

It’s interesting that the “debate” over global climate change has finally found common ground with something the Right holds sacred- their devotion to combating the “War on Christmas ©” that exists only in their minds. Having flogged the “horror” of Atheists and Liberals allegedly taking “Christ” out of “Christmas,” now it appears that global climate change and the War on Christmas have reached an intersection.

So what’s a good, God-fearing, Conservative Christian American patriot supposed to do? In order to deal with the threat to Christmas trees, they’d have to admit to the reality of global climate change. Continue to ignore the threat of global climate change, and they may well see our source of Christmas trees dry up. Then again, if they’re so all-fired wound up about the “Wsr on Christmas” and people forgetting the reason for the season, perhaps losing one of the secular symbols of Christmas won’t present a problem for them

Oh, before I forget…Merry Xmas!!!

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