Police in Clarksville, Tennessee, say a woman who claimed she was raped by a man she met online had dropped the accusation after admitting she wasn’t raped but was really just upset that the sex they had wasn’t very good. 27-year-old Lynette Lee initially told a detective in late November that she had gone on a date with a man she connected with through Meetme.com, and the two went to a hotel together where the man stripped her naked and raped her. But Lee changed her story the following week, telling the same detective she had lied about being raped “because she did not enjoy [the sex] and it was bad.”
Woman Unhappy About Bad Sex Tells Police She Was Raped: I’m assuming she’s not accepting any responsibility for the sexual fiasco? Judging by her picture, her angst might just be aimed in the wrong direction.
The Shitty Parent’s Guide To Children’s Christmas Presents: Call it a public service. You’ll thank me later
Maybe More Women Would Ask Guys To Marry Them If It Weren’t Seen As Such An Emasculating Bummer: So much for gender equity….
QUEBEC BREWERY CAPITALIZES ON DOOMSDAY PHENOMENON: What’s the point of having an apocalypse if you can’t profit from it?
NY mostly ignored reports warning of superstorm: 34 years isn’t nearly enough time to plan for a catastrophic storm.
Leaving the Senate, Jim DeMint is Looking Forward to Working with Glenn Beck: Which only goes to show how amoral and brain-dead both Beck and DeMint truly are.
Worst Marketing Decision Ever: Drycleaner Puts “Pro-life” Message on Their Hangers: Because nothing says “success” like alienating customers.
Washington Times Gives Platform to White Nationalist to Warn Against Puerto Rico Statehood: Because when the Evil Brown People get their own state, America as we know it will cease to exist.
ANTI-GAY GROUPS DECLARE VICTORY IN WAR ON STARBUCKS: Wait, someone was waging war on Starbucks? That reminds me…I need a latte.
Harvey: Gay Rights Advocates Pushing a ‘Lie from the Pit of Hell’ and ‘Killing our Children’: Unless we teach our to hate and fear Teh Gayz, how can we ensure that America will survive?
Why Is Novak Djokovic Cornering The World Market On Donkey Cheese?: When you have as much money as Djokovic, you have to spend it on something, right??
Huckabee Organizes National ‘Day of Prayer’ Campaign the Day Before Obama’s Inauguration: FEAR THE EVIL BLACK MAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE!!!
