December 6, 2012 6:05 AM

Today's comminque from our new idiocracy: Hey, at least she wasn't a former porn star

Maybe Fox News really does do its recruiting by flipping through a Victoria’s Secret catalog. Five days after “Fox & Friends” host Brian Kilmeade was branded a sexist pig for joking that his network shops for female talent in the racy lingerie catalog, legal analyst Kimberly Guilfoyle was outed as a former underwear model. Guilfoyle, 43, who co-hosts “The Five” show, posed for Victoria’s Secret and Macy’s…while she was a law student at the University of San Francisco in 1994.

Guilfoyle outed as former underwear model: Call me if she made a sex tape with Charlie Sheen in which he snorted meth off her naked body; otherwise, where’s the fire?

Harvard To Approve BDSM Sex Club Called Harvard College Munch: Wow…sometimes the jokes write themselves, eh?

LOL Of The Week: The Worst Thing Allen West Ever Said: I’d think that the real challenge would lie in wading through all the offensive things the sociopath said. Thanks, but I’ll pass.

Police: Man threatened with hatchet on Thanksgiving over Trivial Pursuit question: And- BONUS!!- the “hatchet” turned out to be a piece of drug paraphernalia.

ISU: Club that backs legal pot can’t use Cy on shirt: But the school’s bondage club can use the school’s mascot. Try splainin’ that one, professor.

Man accused of trying to steal Christmas lights arrested: Today’s stupid criminal trick is….

The Ultimate Ode To Turtlenecks: Tune in next time, when we’ll eulogize the mullet and 8-tracks.

La Crosse pays $80K to 2 workers placed on leave: We’re from the government, and we’re here to…oh, never mind….

I lost 112lbs and gained £815 on the eBay diet: Ain’t capitalism grand??

Christchurch crate day gets ‘out of hand’: Hmm…what part of “national alcohol drinking celebration” sounds like it might not be such a great idea?

Unsupervised 4-year-old shoots 2-year-old in Lexington, police say: Guns don’t shoot people; unsupervised 4-year-olds shoot people.

Nativity-Scene Battles: Score One for the Atheists: ‘Tis the reason for the season….

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