January 2013 Archives
- January 31, 2013
Gun nuts: The official apologists for mass-murderers and those who value guns over human life - January 31, 2013
Never underestimate the power of bigots under the influence of a Black President - January 31, 2013
Wayne LaPierre on how to make mass murder less noticeable - January 31, 2013
Fox News Channel: Fair and balanced- if you're reflexively Conservative and hate Democrats - January 31, 2013
The NRA: Politically tone-deaf, doctrinaire...and built to stay that way - January 31, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 31, 2013
Dear gun nuts: No one's talking about taking your guns...though that's not a bad idea - January 30, 2013
So...remind me again why same-sex marriage is a threat to our moral well-being? - January 30, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 30, 2013
Gun nuts: Just when you think they couldn't possibly sink any lower.... - January 30, 2013
Here's something for the NRA: A much-needed exercise in self-awareness - January 30, 2013
Why aren't we intervening in Syria? Oh, right...no oil; so the Assad regime continues murdering its own. - January 30, 2013
If we regulate marriage, food, and strippers, then why can't we regulate guns? - January 30, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 30, 2013
Memo to Republicans: Non-white immigrants aren't the enemy...they're America - January 29, 2013
Bushmaster Rifles: The official firearm of the Black Angel of Death - January 29, 2013
Today on "Great Moments in Republican Hypocrisy" - January 29, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 29, 2013
Gun nuts: Funny how government wasn't the enemy until The Black Guy was in the White House - January 28, 2013
You have to know you're a failure when.... - January 28, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - January 28, 2013
The 2nd Amendment: To gun nuts what PB is to J - January 28, 2013
You're rich...which evidently gives you license to be greedy and self-absorbed - January 28, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 28, 2013
Lost and Found in Prague, 1950s - January 27, 2013
Ever wonder what Bob in Accounting and his wife do with their weekends? - January 27, 2013
Stoopid is as Stoopid does...and Republicans keep demonstrating they're all about Stoopid - January 27, 2013
Ted Nugent: Chief spokesman for the National Wang Dang Sweet Poontang Association - January 27, 2013
Faith: Good for Our Invisible Friend in the Sky...not so good for wet paint - January 27, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 27, 2013
Time for a little inter-species proselytizing - January 26, 2013
The stupid is indeed strong...and built to stay that way - January 26, 2013
"First we'll kill all the lawyers...." and how about we start in New Jersey? - January 26, 2013
Hitler took the guns! Stalin took the guns! Castro took the guns! Except when they didn't. - January 26, 2013
Responsible gun ownership? Depends on how you define "responsible." - January 26, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 26, 2013
Gun nuts: True American patriots...and legends in their own minds - January 25, 2013
Thank God It's Frida - January 25, 2013
Republican ethics: If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em - January 25, 2013
Handy debating tips for gun nuts - January 25, 2013
Gun control: We can't have a reasoned, rational debate with unreasonable, irrational people - January 25, 2013
Today's shining example of the benefits of a Texas publik skool edumication - January 25, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 24, 2013
I got nothin' left...so here's a picture of a cat losing an argument with a snowball - January 24, 2013
One of our political parties is insane. Guess which one it is? - January 24, 2013
So you're wondering what makes Portland such a special place? - January 24, 2013
NRA honesty and integrity: Fact checking? That's for losers and Liberals. - January 24, 2013
Today's WWJD public service program: How to be Swedish - January 24, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 23, 2013
How Anthropology can be used to explain the intrasigence of Republicans - January 23, 2013
Memo to the Rabid Right: "Liberalism" is a bad word only in your arrogant imagination - January 23, 2013
No, the President's inaugural speech was an example of Liberal overreach...not by a long shot - January 23, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 23, 2013
You're a gun nut when you threaten to kill those who dare to disagree with you on gun control - January 23, 2013
A surefire cure for global climate change - January 23, 2013
"First, we'll kill all the lawyers"...sometimes I think Hamlet was onto something - January 23, 2013
I'll save the world...later - January 22, 2013
If more guns is always the answer, shouldn't that have prevented this exercise in self-parody? - January 22, 2013
"You and I, as citizens...." - January 22, 2013
Better to be thought a bigot and a fool than to be Ed McGovern and...oh, never mind.... - January 22, 2013
Everything you need to know about the sorry state of American journalism - January 22, 2013
The NRA: A wholly-owned subsidiary of Paranoid Wackjobs of America - January 22, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 22, 2013
You should know you need professional help when you're blow-drying a baguette - January 21, 2013
Yet another reason I'm glad I'll never have to say "President Romney" - January 21, 2013
Moving the Sellwood Bridge: The most amazing engineering feat you probably missed - January 21, 2013
Gun nut logic: The only way to prevent a police state is...wait for it..."MORE GUNS!!" - January 21, 2013
Memo to law enforcement: You don't get to pick which laws you enforce, knowhutimean?? - January 21, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 21, 2013
Gun nut logic: When you believe your ignorance invalidates the President's knowledge and education - January 20, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - January 20, 2013
Gun Appreciation Day: Tasteless, pointless, ridiculous, and built to stay that way - January 20, 2013
Proof that "More guns!!" isn't always the answer - January 20, 2013
Christian double standard? What double standard? - January 20, 2013
I'd be worried about going to Hell for this...if I believed in God - January 20, 2013
Empirical truth vs. Faith: Why proof beats belief - January 20, 2013
This week in Jesus: If God had meant to ban assault weapons, you'd be living in England - January 20, 2013
Valuing faith over facts: An argument for why Christianity is anti-intellectual - January 19, 2013
Gun Appreciation Day- YAY, America!!! - January 19, 2013
A question for gun nuts: So all you really care about is the 2nd Amendment?? - January 19, 2013
Happy Gun Appreciation Day!! Let's hope you don't celebrate by burying a loved one. - January 19, 2013
Today's nominee for "Headline of the Year" - January 19, 2013
The ugly truth about ski resorts - January 19, 2013
Fox News Channel: Where being a crackpot is no impediment to being taken seriously - January 19, 2013
So you still think the NRA doesn't control Congress? - January 18, 2013
Today in Epic Lack of Self-Awareness: And they wonder why they're called "gun nuts" - January 18, 2013
Tired of our permissive gun laws? Raise your hands for those who no longer can. - January 18, 2013
So...if the government has an M-60 Abrams tank, then I deserve to have one? - January 18, 2013
Sure, you've got the guns and ammo; what about the razor wire and Claymore mines? - January 18, 2013
So you say you wanna be a troll? - January 18, 2013
So that's what a well-regulated militia looks like...or not - January 17, 2013
And now a word from our sponsor...me - January 17, 2013
Dear NRA: It sucks when you're no longer seen as invincible...or even relevant, doesn't it? - January 17, 2013
Austin learns their hero is a liar, a cheat, a thug, and a miserable human being - January 17, 2013
Memo to gun nuts: Like or not, Americans support common sense gun control - January 17, 2013
The only person who can stop Wayne LaPierre is a good guy willing to endorse gun control - January 17, 2013
America: Where firepower is considered to be of greater value and consequence than human life - January 17, 2013
Now is the time...and if not now, when? - January 16, 2013
While Congressional Republicans fiddle, Delaware takes the lead - January 16, 2013
The NRA: Our business is death...and business is very good - January 16, 2013
The greatest correction of 2012...and quite possibly of recorded history - January 16, 2013
Rational, common sense gun control: What I'm looking for - January 16, 2013
One political party's insane? I wonder which one that could be? - January 16, 2013
Better to be thought an unmedicated fool than to be Alex Jones.... - January 16, 2013
A good reason to ban assault weapons...as if we need another one - January 16, 2013
Once upon a time, the NRA wasn't the domain of paranoid conspiracy theorists - January 15, 2013
The 2nd Amendment then and now...as defined by the NRA - January 15, 2013
Common sense gun control doesn't mean "OBAMA'S GONNA GIT YER GUNS!!" - January 15, 2013
We can't get through morning one school shooting before another happens? Thanks, NRA! - January 15, 2013
When you're a gun nut, the answer to every question is "MORE GUNS!!" - January 15, 2013
Is that a rifle...or a penis substitute? - January 15, 2013
The Sandy Hook Promise: To honor lives lost and work to prevent similar tragedies - January 14, 2013
Today's gun math lesson - January 14, 2013
If James Yeager is the spokesman for your cause, you're in more trouble than you know - January 14, 2013
Arming school janitors: Ringing the campus with razor wide and anti-personnel mines is next? - January 14, 2013
When you're willing to trash the 1st Amendment in order to protect the 2nd Amendment.... - January 14, 2013
The Gayest Cities in America, 2013: When We Was Fab - January 14, 2013
So you STILL want to argue that gun control doesn't work? - January 13, 2013
Another great moment in imaginary friendship with invisible cloud people - January 13, 2013
Today's nominee for "Headline of the Year" - January 13, 2013
Ya gotta have chart: The NRA's shrinking influence and relevance - January 13, 2013
This week in Jesus - January 13, 2013
Why making certain a headline matches an accompanying photo is a good idea - January 12, 2013
Patriot. Loves America. Hates the government...until he needs it to save his bacon. - January 12, 2013
The ignorant, the brain-dead, and those who believe the Newtown massacre was staged - January 12, 2013
A graphic representation of the NRA's control of Congress - January 12, 2013
America could be so much better, if only we treated Libruls like the pond scum they are - January 12, 2013
New Yorker 9.14.93: The more things change.... - January 12, 2013
The best "Heavy metal with a six-year-old on lead vocals" song you're hear all day - January 11, 2013
Another great moment in Twitter boo-boos - January 11, 2013
It may be time to declare war on the NRA...because they've declared war on us - January 11, 2013
The Tea Party: Proof of the Law of Unintended Consequences - January 11, 2013
Today's nominee for "Headline of the Year" - January 11, 2013
Fox News Channel's declining ratings: Schadenfreude can be a wonderful thing, eh? - January 10, 2013
They warned me...but I wouldn't listen - January 10, 2013
Scenes from the redeye flight on Schadenfreude Airways - January 10, 2013
Those who don't know history watch Fox "News" Channel - January 10, 2013
Gratuitous racism: The more things change.... - January 10, 2013
Bacon makes EVERYTHING better...even French Architecture - January 9, 2013
The best argument for gun control you'll see today - January 9, 2013
Alex Jones: Because screaming and dissembling is a great argument for the 2nd Amendment - January 9, 2013
Damn...where did I put that umbrella? - January 9, 2013
I used to joke about our "new idiocracy"....now the joke has become the truth - January 9, 2013
Gun nuts: Asking us to give up our freedom in order to save our freedom - January 8, 2013
Tehran: Another line item on my bucket list - January 8, 2013
The National Rifle Association: now with extra lunacy, paranoia, and conspiracy theories - January 8, 2013
The most accurate depiction of Congressional Republicans you'll see all day - January 8, 2013
Today's nominee for "Headline of the Year" - January 8, 2013
Today's example of pure class - January 7, 2013
The most disturbing family photo you'll see...well, probably ever - January 7, 2013
Gun advocates: Now with even more paranoia and persecution complexes - January 7, 2013
Women in Congress: If it's inevitable, why not lie back and enjoy it? - January 7, 2013
This is almost enough to make you believe that Todd Akin's a Muslim - January 7, 2013
Texas: Where crazy isn't a pejorative; it's a badge of honor - January 6, 2013
A graphic depiction of why the separation of Church and State is so important - January 6, 2013
Today's nominee for "Headline of the Year" - January 6, 2013
If you want to talk religious discrimination, try being an Atheist - January 6, 2013
This week in Jesus: God's a Republican...and He's NOT happy with the results of the election - January 6, 2013
If you're opposed to gay rights, don't dress like an ad for a gay rights parade - January 5, 2013
Remembering Farrell Hogg: A wild, untamed soul who wasn't afraid to wallow in the mud - January 5, 2013
Hillary Clinton's concussion: Yet another example of Right-wing hypocrisy and double standards - January 5, 2013
The 2nd Amendment: As outdated as the blunderbuss - January 5, 2013
To the victors go the spoils...unless you're a Republican Congressman/sore loser - January 5, 2013
Parents who love their children don't let them experiment with paleontology - January 4, 2013
West Texas: The road to Nowhere - January 4, 2013
From the "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished" File - January 4, 2013
Arming teachers and administrators: One of the truly stupid, brain-dead ideas of our time - January 4, 2013
When the 2nd Amendment is taken to absurd lengths, this is what you get - January 4, 2013
Fair and balanced...if you're a blithering idiot - January 3, 2013
Asking for sensible gun control doesn't mean that "OBAMA'S GONNA GIT OUR GUNS!!!" - January 3, 2013
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple - January 3, 2013
A big reason why the NRA never loses an argument - January 3, 2013
Today's communique from our new idiocracy: Lest you think America will be any saner in 2013.... - January 3, 2013
Who says history isn't meaningful? It kept us from having to say "President Romney".... - January 2, 2013
Sure, it's The Onion, but they've nailed the NRA's philosophy on gun violence in schools - January 2, 2013
Floriduh: A Republican laboratory for (something not even faintly resembling) democracy - January 2, 2013
Armed school guard...or potential Darwin Award nominee? - January 2, 2013
America by the numbers: Because America hates math, remember? - January 2, 2013
Not what I saw in Portland this morning