March 2013 Archives
- March 31, 2013
On tonight's episode of "The Walking Dead": Christ is Risen!! - March 31, 2013
Happy Easter.... - March 31, 2013
Happy Easter...you'll have to pardon me for abstaining from the festivities - March 31, 2013
And you wonder why I don't believe in God? - March 31, 2013
If Bill Donohue is a Christian, I'm Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - March 31, 2013
Pope Francis: The more things change, the more you get a Conservative misogynist - March 31, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 30, 2013
I've always preferred children dipped in dark chocolate and topped with sprinkles - March 30, 2013
Repealing Obamacare: The war on the poor and the middle class continues unabated - March 30, 2013
In a world where men respected women, this wouldn't even be funny - March 30, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 30, 2013
Lies, damned lies, and Paul Ryan - March 29, 2013
It's time for America to see what mass murder looks like - March 29, 2013
You might be a Republican if.... - March 29, 2013
Memo to Rick Perry: Fighting bigotry doesn't translate as "intolerance" - March 29, 2013
Indiana Republicans: Repressive invasion of privacy...or denying women reproductive health care? - March 29, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 29, 2013
Ah...so THIS is what the Homosexual Agenda (tm) looks like.... - March 28, 2013
Today's nominee for the 2013 "Man, I Wish I'd Written That Award" - March 28, 2013
Safe from gay marriage...but not from assault weapons?? - March 28, 2013
If you think Fox News Channel is too Liberal, you might want to get your medication adjusted - March 28, 2013
The same-sex marriage debate: Thoroughly Godwinized for your protection - March 28, 2013
Here's a novel idea: Women weren't designed or intended to be the property of men - March 28, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 28, 2013
Same-sex marriage: Why your opposition is as silly as it is misguided - March 28, 2013
Why Republicans shouldn't be sleeping well - March 28, 2013
Universal background checks: Evidently 90+% support just isn't enough to convince Congress - March 27, 2013
In honor of the debate over same-sex marriage, here's a song about sex with ducks - March 27, 2013
If parents won't protect their children against secondhand smoke, why shouldn't government? - March 27, 2013
Honest, officer...I was nowhere near the place at the time.... - March 27, 2013
The East Texas chapter of MENSA will now come to order.... - March 27, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 27, 2013
When 99.9983% of peer-reviewed articles support global climate change...it's a problem, OK? - March 26, 2013
The Tennessee version of "Dialing for Dollars": Dialing for your life - March 26, 2013
You might be a Republican if.... - March 26, 2013
Steve Stockman: Going off the rails on the Crazy Train - March 26, 2013
Hatred of Planned Parenthood shouldn't be an excuse for infant mortality - March 26, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 26, 2013
Natural Selection 101...because there is no 102 - March 25, 2013
Happy Monday, y'all - March 25, 2013
I'm really only here for the naked pictures of Ann Coulter and Christina O'Donnell - March 25, 2013
You might be a Republican if.... - March 25, 2013
When gun rights are considered more important than the life of a woman, the gun nuts have won - March 25, 2013
Republican hypocrisy: One of the few things in Washington guaranteed to work as advertised - March 25, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 25, 2013
Q: Why is the NRA in bed with human rights abusers? A: Money...and a lack of humanity. - March 24, 2013
Greetings from Portland: Where the uptight, humorless, and self-righteous carry the day - March 24, 2013
Marriage manuals: An idea whose time just might have come - March 24, 2013
New from Ronco: A product that allows you to trust priests around your children - March 24, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 24, 2013
When atheism makes sense, it's difficult to make a rational argument for an imaginary friend - March 23, 2013
Wait...the Hubble Telescope can be used to find your penis?? - March 23, 2013
Today's "Don't Be That Guy" Guy: Grover Norquist - March 23, 2013
Anti-choice March Madness: No matter who wins, women lose - March 23, 2013
Riding shotgun with Bill O'Reilly in the fast lane on the Schadenfreude Expressway - March 23, 2013
When a comic strip is more honest than the GOP, you know they're in a world of hurt - March 23, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 23, 2013
Universal background checks now...or do more innocents civilians need to die? - March 22, 2013
NYPD- going above and beyond (but mostly above) the call of duty - March 22, 2013
"Show your papers to pee": Evidently all of Arizona's other problems having been solved.... - March 22, 2013
Rick Perry's greatest accomplishment: 23.8% of Texans have no health insurance - March 22, 2013
GOP: Help us figure out what's wrong with you so you'll like us again - March 22, 2013
GOP: Because an uneducated world is a Conservative world - March 22, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 22, 2013
How literature can explain Paul Ryan's inhumanity - March 21, 2013
A WWJD public service for the ladies in the audience - March 21, 2013
Sometimes, living well really IS the best revenge - March 21, 2013
You might be a Republican if.... - March 21, 2013
Iraq 10 years later: Justice delayed really is justice denied - March 21, 2013
Gun Nuts 1, The American People 0 - March 21, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 21, 2013
The Hindenburg floats past the Empire State Building in New York, 1936 - March 20, 2013
If you're thinking that it sounds like Republican Senators are quoting NRA talking points.... - March 20, 2013
Gun Fetish Clown Hypocrisy: Or, why mere words can't adequately address this cynical hypocrisy - March 20, 2013
Rob Portman: Hero? Or just another political opportunist? - March 20, 2013
Conservative Mystery Date: No matter who you choose, it's guaranteed to be a bad date - March 20, 2013
There's evil. There's despicable. And then there's Ted Cruz. - March 20, 2013
You might be a Republican if.... - March 20, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 19, 2013
A sad story told by seven books - March 19, 2013
Michael Bloomberg's soda ban: poor tactics don't negate the science behind his efforts - March 19, 2013
Paul Ryan: The face of Evil? Or just someone who hates 47% of America? - March 19, 2013
When you could care less about human suffering, you're a gun nut - March 19, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 19, 2013
The Iraq War: Justice delayed is...oh, never mind.... - March 18, 2013
Beer- the cause of, and solution to, all of humanity's problems - March 18, 2013
Finally, something the President and Congress can agree on - March 18, 2013
"The Big Tent": Government of, by, and for Conservative White Folks - March 18, 2013
How will the sequester effect me, Daddy? - March 18, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 17, 2013
The real story of the (not so) Infallible Word of God - March 17, 2013
On the seventh day, Jesus wept...because he understood some of his followers were morons - March 17, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 17, 2013
Another moment of unintended humor from the Man of Steel - March 16, 2013
Many aspire to be a dumbass...few attain it quite like this cretin - March 16, 2013
Porn and Texas: like peanut butter and jelly...or Steve Doocy and Gretchen Carlson - March 16, 2013
I have NO idea what this is about.... - March 16, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 15, 2013
New from the makers of Fukitol.... - March 15, 2013
Right-wing hypocrisy: Redundant, repetitive, tiresome...and built to stay that way - March 15, 2013
What might have happened if Republicans had done something besides obstruct? - March 15, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 14, 2013
Pascal Sauton: America's Hottest Chef brings the sexy to Portland - March 14, 2013
MIssissippi: Defending the God-given right to dig your grave with your teeth - March 14, 2013
John Cornyn: Dishonesty and lack of integrity is no impediment to being a Republican - March 14, 2013
Pope Francis: The more things change, the more you get a Conservative homophobe - March 14, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appeciation Day - March 14, 2013
Today' nominees for (not exactly) Parents of the Year - March 13, 2013
The obligatory "I went to Austin and all I got was this Lone Star tallboy" moment - March 13, 2013
Nothing wins an argument quite like threatening to rape and murder your adversary, eh? - March 13, 2013
Fun and games at the Vatican - March 13, 2013
Today's nominee for the 2013 Derp Award: Jim Hoft - March 13, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 13, 2013
Fox News Channel: NOT a dick-free environment OR "fair and balanced" - March 12, 2013
These are what Liberal "low information voters" look like...at least to Republicans - March 12, 2013
If you need me, I'll be appearing at the Friends of Hamas convention with Paul Krugman - March 12, 2013
When porn is outlawed, only outlaws will watch porn...right? - March 12, 2013
Social media: The path to immortality - March 12, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 12, 2013
A good reason to support same-sex marriage - March 11, 2013
You know your Monday is really going to suck when.... - March 11, 2013
James O'Keefe: Today's joyous trip on the Schadenfreude Express - March 11, 2013
WWJD: Now with the power of 150 extra engineers - March 11, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 11, 2013
What's an "oxymoron"? Calling John Boehner a "statesman." - March 10, 2013
Abject fear: Another good reason to propagandize Americans into opposing an assault weapons ban - March 10, 2013
The Age of Oversharing: Welcome to the slippery slope - March 10, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 9, 2013
A question for Republicans: What's so "Nanny State" about protecting children? - March 9, 2013
Bill Clinton: Saving America from itself (with a special guest appearance by Ronald McDonald) - March 9, 2013
The real threat to America: An African-American President playing golf - March 9, 2013
Not at all dreams will be realized - March 9, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 9, 2013
And you wonder why we need a space program? - March 8, 2013
Texas: Where women really ARE property - March 8, 2013
Perhaps they could join Obama's Nazi Youth Edumication Corps? - March 8, 2013
Larry Pratt: To common sense gun control what Jeffrey Dahmer was to vegetarianism - March 8, 2013
How to magically reinvigorate your miserable, pointless existence - March 8, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 8, 2013
When Victoria Jackson is your spokeswoman...you're an intellectual and moral black hole - March 7, 2013
Stephen Colbert finds the perfect candidate for today's GOP - March 7, 2013
A glimpse into the future of Tea Party Amerika - March 7, 2013
So...you want people to celebrate your unparalleled brilliance by letting you give a TED talk? - March 7, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 7, 2013
When wealthy Conservative White males think they rule the world.... - March 6, 2013
Back home after five days in (something closely resembling) Paradise - March 6, 2013
First, God invented intelligent, gifted leadership. Then She got lazy and made Louie Gohmert. - March 6, 2013
Dear America: This is what happens when you can't be bothered to pay attention - March 6, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 6, 2013
The best government Wall St. can buy - March 5, 2013
Greetings from Austin: Who does a guy have to sleep with to see some bats around here? - March 5, 2013
Republicans: Because you couldn't POSSIBLY make this stuff up - March 5, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 4, 2013
At the Texas State Capitol with the official portrait of my "hero" - March 4, 2013
I may be back in Texas, but at least the sun's shining on me - March 4, 2013
Ted Cruz: Why no one should delude themselves into thinking Texas voters aren't crazy - March 4, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 3, 2013
A long distance Happy Birthday, Ethan! - March 3, 2013
Welcome to the Dark Side...er, Texas; we have cookies! - March 3, 2013
This is why I don't drink decaf - March 3, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 1, 2013
It's no wonder I love this woman - March 1, 2013
Just when you might have begun to suspect that things couldn't get any stranger.... - March 1, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - March 1, 2013
If you have to lie, cheat, and steal in order to win, your ideas suck