I would point out that if you’re a believer in in the Bible, one would have to say the Great Flood is an example of climate change and that certainly wasn’t because mankind had overdeveloped hydrocarbon energy.
Rep. Joe Barton (R-TX)
Jacobs: Our Prayers Exposed a Terrorist Sleeper Cell: And for her next trick, she’s going to collect all the gays and lesbians and cure them through prayer. Then again, not even Jacobs is that fabulous.
Va. board approves strict abortion clinic rules: Because nothing says “I LOVE AMERIKKKA!!” more than passing laws designed to deny women the right to a safe and legal abortion- the same right the Supreme Court guaranteed in 1973 with Roe v. Wade. Hey, it’s What Jesus Would Do ©.
Tweet of the Day: Steve Stockman is so comically and clownishly Conservative that he’s become less a Congressman and more a performance artist trying to make Conservative gun advocates look comical and clownish. The man’s so good he should be given an Emmy.
Senator To Newtown Families: The Gun Debate Has Nothing To Do With You: Most of us on the Left understand that James Inhofe is a dick of the first order. What makes it even worse is that Inhofe frequently feels it necessary to cement his hold on that title by being even more dickish and inhuman than usual.
Q: Is that Tennessee Capitol sink for Muslims? A: No, mops: Evidently, the Right’s fear of Islam and “creeping Sharia” knows no bounds. Then again, it COULD be a Muslim foot bath, so…OMG!! THE ISLAMOFASCISTS ARE HERE!! THE ISLAMOFASCISTS ARE HERE!!
Colorado Sec. of State mad as dickens over bill to make voting easier: Right…because when you make voting easier, it’s tougher for Republicans to win. You know, if you think the only way you can win is by cheating and suppressing the vote, your ideas suck.
Georgia Officials Resign After Drunken, Naked Swim Party: ‘Cuz NO ONE parties quite like Republicans…especially when they’re taking care of the people’s business, right??
Republicans Unanimously Approve Anti-Marriage Equality Resolution Without Debate: Yeah, so how’s that whole outreach thing working out for you? Attracting a lot of women and minorities? Perhaps some of the LGBT community? No? Damn…I can’t imagine why that would be.
Dana Perino Raps Back At Jay-Z: Republicans as a rule don’t have a sense of humor…so why should we assume that they can rap?
‘Let’s use the debt limit, yes, as leverage’: Sure, why not? Why not hold America hostage so Republicans can score a few cheap political points as they continue what they’ve clearly defined as Job One: Embarrassing President Obama. Surely I’m not the only one who thinks there should be reserved parking spaces in Hell for Republicans in Congress?
Stewart Tells Paul He Can’t Just ‘Yada Yada Yada’ The GOP’s Past: Why not? That’s really the only hope that Republicans have of gaining support from groups like women, minorities, and the LGBT community. If you can’t win ‘em over with honesty, you might as well try dazzling them with bullshit.
