May 2013 Archives
- May 31, 2013
Your one stop misery enhancement center - May 31, 2013
You can have my toilet paper when you pry it from my cold, dead...oh, never mind - May 31, 2013
Because without guns, how would we stop tornadoes? - May 31, 2013
Today on "Great Moments in Schadenfreude".... - May 31, 2013
When this is your view of the world...well, no wonder Republicans see things so darkly - May 30, 2013
East 3rd St., 1975 - May 30, 2013
In what world is a football coach worth far more than a teacher? Ours. - May 30, 2013
What are the lives of a few children when it comes to protecting the 2nd Amendment? - May 30, 2013
'Cuz there ain't no crazy like Far Right-wing, über Jesus-y, Socially Conservative crazy - May 30, 2013
So you STILL believe the Tea Party isn't racist? - May 29, 2013
Join the Alex Jones Debate Society today...and NEVER lose another argument!! - May 29, 2013
What good is money if you can't use it to go to the head of the line? - May 29, 2013
You know you're day's really going to suck when.... - May 29, 2013
'Cuz there ain't no crazy like Far Right-wing, über Jesus-y, Socially Conservative crazy - May 29, 2013
Today's exercise in Conservative gun nut logic - May 28, 2013
Dear Confused: Sounds like someone's looking for a reason to play with your breasts - May 28, 2013
The Alex Jones Show: Brought you by the makers of Thorazine - May 28, 2013
Congratulations, Republicans!! You built that!! - May 28, 2013
'Cuz there ain't no crazy like Far Right-wing, über Jesus-y, Socially Conservative crazy - May 28, 2013
And you wonder why Fox Noise Channel is less news that Right-wing propaganda? - May 27, 2013
Sunday afternoon at a country store- Gordonton, NC (1939) - May 27, 2013
Today's Pretty Little Ball of Hate - May 27, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 27, 2013
'Cuz there ain't no crazy like Far Right-wing, über Jesus-y, Socially Conservative crazy - May 27, 2013
The Tea Party showing its true colors - May 26, 2013
Hell: A place where a loving God consigns those who don't believe in imaginary friends - May 26, 2013
What good is edumication if it can't be used to indoctrinate Christian soldiers? - May 26, 2013
Thanking God for not completely annihilating them - May 26, 2013
'Cuz there ain't no crazy like Far Right-wing, über Jesus-y, Socially Conservative crazy - May 26, 2013
So...you're saying that J.R.R. Tolkien wrote the Bible?? - May 25, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 25, 2013
When hatred drives you to commit suicide...well, good riddance - May 25, 2013
This was never a problem when I was in school - May 25, 2013
'Cuz there ain't no crazy like Far Right-wing, über Jesus-y, Socially Conservative crazy - May 25, 2013
What do you get when you combine Watergate and 9.11? Not this.... - May 24, 2013
Thank God it's Frida - May 24, 2013
Doing his patriotic duty...one oversized rubber penis at at time - May 24, 2013
It's a holiday weekend...time to stock up on me - May 24, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 24, 2013
GOP: The party of "Louie Gohmert stupid" - May 23, 2013
Today on "Problems Only The English Could Have".... - May 23, 2013
Christian, Catholic, and hypocrite- all in one ugly, hateful, despicable package - May 23, 2013
Another reason Ronald Reagan would be a pariah in today's GOP - May 23, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 23, 2013
Six degrees of bacon- KEVIN Bacon - May 22, 2013
Carhops outside the Paragon Sandwich Shop, Port Arthur, TX (1941) - May 22, 2013
'Tis better to be thought a fool and a pig than to be Pete Santilli and...oh, never mind.... - May 22, 2013
It's what Prosperity Jesus would do - May 22, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 22, 2013
Hypocrisy: To Republicans as peanut butter is to jelly - May 21, 2013
Today's step toward Enlightenment - May 21, 2013
Today, Hell looks a like like Oklahoma - May 21, 2013
So you STILL think Republicans give a damn about doing what's best for the country? - May 21, 2013
Today's Right Wing Follies, brought to you by the makers of Thorazine - May 21, 2013
Dick Cheney: The man who made "V.P." stand for "Vice Psycopath" - May 20, 2013
Something positive to start off your week - May 20, 2013
If a writer falls in the forest and no one hears him scream, does he even make a sound? - May 20, 2013
No, I'm not a loner; I'm just doing the right thing - May 20, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 20, 2013
If you think that Republicans care about doing what's best for America.... - May 19, 2013
If you're living in an Old Testament world...YER DOON IT RONG! - May 19, 2013
Michele Bachmann: Government of, by, and for Conservative White Christian patriots - May 19, 2013
Christians aren't perfect...they're just forgiven- and cleaner than you godless, irredeemable sinners - May 19, 2013
Rome's burning...and Washington's still fiddling - May 19, 2013
Sometimes mocking hyperreligious bigots is almost too easy - May 18, 2013
I've got the brains, you've got the looks...let's commit a few mortal sins - May 18, 2013
For the intellectually incompetent shall always be among us - May 18, 2013
Two waiters serve steel workers lunch on a girder above New York City (November 14, 1930) - May 18, 2013
One teen's reflection on why EVERY day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 18, 2013
Yeah, that Barack Obama sure has boogered things up, hasn't he?? - May 17, 2013
Honey, I found the dog I want.... - May 17, 2013
The next world war will be fought over water, not ideology or religion - May 17, 2013
Memo to Eric Cantor: It's not a good idea to attempt clever when you can't even define it - May 17, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 17, 2013
Fox News Channel: Fear The Black Guy in the White House - May 16, 2013
Why "Safe Search" can be a good thing - May 16, 2013
A very good reason why "MORE GUNS!!" is a poor solution - May 16, 2013
A girl selling bread on a damaged street in Deir al-Zour, Syria (May 9, 2013) - May 16, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 16, 2013
Yes, American nationalism is every bit as silly as this.... - May 15, 2013
It will be a great day when a teacher can afford to buy a yacht and a vacation home - May 15, 2013
You might as well say that 29% of Americans are too stupid for words - May 15, 2013
If this is what freedom looks like to you, let's call it what it is: Freedumb - May 15, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 15, 2013
Republican: just another word for "terrorist"? - May 14, 2013
This is why I was a History major - May 14, 2013
Another example of bleeding-heart Liberal political correctness (or not) - May 14, 2013
Benghazi: Republican hypocrisy at warp speed - May 14, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 14, 2013
Nothing says "second class citizen" like telling women we value them only for their looks - May 13, 2013
If Neil DeGrasse Tyson is an agent of Satan...well, "HAIL, SATAN!!" - May 13, 2013
A sad commentary on the power guns hold over America - May 13, 2013
I've seen the face of Evil Incarnate...it looks a lot like Wayne LaPierre - May 13, 2013
An argument for sensible gun control from a patriotic, God-fearing (and sensible) Texan - May 13, 2013
Why the Second Amendment is neither sacrosanct nor inviolable - May 12, 2013
George W. Bush: A textbook case of malignant narcissistic sociopathic personality disorder - May 12, 2013
The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster- now legal tender - May 12, 2013
Dear Christians: It's gotta be tough being a persecuted majority, eh? - May 12, 2013
Ah, so this is the infallible, immutable Word of God - May 12, 2013
Today in Weapons Grade Stupid: If not for all those single mothers sucking at the public teat.... - May 12, 2013
A suggestion for those on the Rabid Religious Right- try reading your Bible - May 11, 2013
You can be too young to have sex, but you're NEVER too young to have a gun - May 11, 2013
We're the NRA: We believe that any lie in the service of our agenda is the truth - May 11, 2013
Because the "Texas Miracle" only kills people, not jobs - May 11, 2013
Armed gun nuts marching on Washington: What could POSSIBLY go wrong?? - May 11, 2013
This is sleazy...even for Republicans - May 10, 2013
Thank God it's Frida - May 10, 2013
The 2nd Amendment: The Founding Fathers' biggest mistake - May 10, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 10, 2013
Mitt Romney's career advice for women: Shut up and get pregnant, already - May 10, 2013
Sometimes a kiss is just a kiss...and sometimes, Hell hath no fury.... - May 10, 2013
If you're 15, you're too young for sex...but you're NEVER too young to shoot a gun - May 9, 2013
Today's lesson: How to play well with others - May 9, 2013
The NRA: Who controls the fear-mongering controls the public dialogue - May 9, 2013
Memo to gun nuts: A tyrannical government would have obliterated you by now, don'tchathink? - May 9, 2013
Free breakfasts: The latest Liberal plot to recruit and brainwash our precious snowflakes - May 9, 2013
Hey, gun nuts!! Perhaps we should rethink our definition of "weapon of mass destruction?" - May 8, 2013
Same-sex marriage: This is how we know that Delaware hates Jesus - May 8, 2013
Hipster Coffee: An ironic top note with aftertones of ennui and vague disaffection - May 8, 2013
Would you give up eating beef if you knew it could help stop global climate change? - May 8, 2013
What if thousands Americans were killed by gun violence...and the gun nuts didn't care? - May 8, 2013
Andrew Breitbart is dead, but his brand of smear "journalism" lives on - May 8, 2013
Turkish official teasing starving Armenians by showing bread during the Armenian Genocide, 1915 - May 7, 2013
The aftermath of the National Small Penis Association convention in Houston - May 7, 2013
Fluoride in Portland's water?? Cue the conspiracy theories in 4...3...2.... - May 7, 2013
Better to be thought a Right-wing tool than to be Andrea Tantaros and remove all doubt - May 7, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 7, 2013
I call them the "American Sheeple" for a reason - May 6, 2013
Another reason why every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 6, 2013
Today' coffee spew moment: Ted Cruz may run for President in 2016 - May 6, 2013
Attention, gun nuts! Your marching orders are here!! - May 6, 2013
You've been warned: Fear The Black Guy in the White House - May 6, 2013
Guns: The perfect way to compensate for one's...um, "shortcomings" - May 5, 2013
When it's primarily about power and control, that's not Christianity; it's hypocrisy - May 5, 2013
I'm not afraid of God; it's His followers that scare the Hell out of me - May 5, 2013
Jesus fed the hungry and healed the sick...isn't that socialism?? - May 5, 2013
Memo to the Rabid Religious Right: This is why "Church" is separate from "State" - May 5, 2013
Jesus healing the sick: Miraculous...or socialism for takers? - May 4, 2013
I'm guessing they're not cat people.... - May 4, 2013
Kelly Ayotte: The personification of everything that's wrong with today's Republicans - May 4, 2013
This is what happens when one group tries to impair another group's voting rights - May 4, 2013
This is almost enough to make me believe in American Exceptionalism - May 4, 2013
Another reason there should be a special place in Hell for Congressional Republicans - May 3, 2013
The Tao of Willie Nelson: "Love is what I live on. Love is what keeps me going." - May 3, 2013
Hey, Republicans: If you're trying to stop being the Party of Stupid...YER DOON IT RONG!!! - May 3, 2013
If there was justice to be had, the George W. Bush Presidential Library would look like this - May 3, 2013
Evidently jealous of Texas, Floriduh plans to install its own "express lane" for Death Row - May 3, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 3, 2013
Advanced Gun Nut Logic: This is EXACTLY why we shouldn't have ANY laws - May 2, 2013
Rick Perry: Great moments in responsibility avoidance - May 2, 2013
There's insensitive. There's classless. There's reprehensible. And then there's the GOP. - May 2, 2013
The "Texas Miracle": Killing people, sparing jobs - May 2, 2013
Today in Weapons Grade Stupid: The biggest danger America faces is...pressure cookers? - May 2, 2013
Because criminals won't follow speed limits, anyway - May 1, 2013
The George W. Bush Presidential Library opens today. Here's your personalized invitation. - May 1, 2013
Today in Weapons Grade Stupid: Another great moment in DERP!! - May 1, 2013
"Mission Accomplished" 10 years later: Still a national moment of shame and embarrassment - May 1, 2013
Another reason every day is Gun Appreciation Day - May 1, 2013
So THAT'S what it takes to be a lobbyist for the NRA?