Everyone knows that literally the only thing wrong with America is that we are racist against guns. This deficiency of our national character has proved vexingly difficult to correct, even with all the flattering press guns have been enjoying lately. But that’s all about to change, because nutty radio-man Adam Kokesh is the MLK your weapons would be yearning for, if they had feelings! Here’s the plan: 1) Get your gun. 2) Fill it full of bullets. 3) Strap it on your body. 4) March on Washington!
Hmm…a herd of armed, lunatic gun nuts marching on our nation’s capitol on July 4th; anyone else see a potential problem? Hey, what could go wrong? It’s just a few thousand brave American patriots freedoming their way to Washington…while talking about armed revolution and “2nd Amendment remedies.”
Never mind that NOBODY…and I do mean NOBODY…is talking about taking anyone’s guns. Hey, just because you’re paranoid….
It would be easy to pass this sort of silliness off as a gaggle of entitled and self-absorbed moral midgets with too much time on their and hands and far too little common sense. It certainly would be, and I just did. There’s just one tiny little problem with the not-so-well-laid plans of these gun nuts:
The District of Columbia bans openly carrying loaded weapons. Something about a high murder and violent crime rate…oh, and the federal government and such. Not that a minor inconvenience like a city ordinance should be allowed to stop these law-abiding freedom-loving patriots lunatics.
Oh, and that time that Kokesh ruminated thoughtfully about assassinating Mitt Romney? Well, just another case of a zealous Paultard expressing his boundless passion and love for Amerika, no??
The D.C. Police Chief has advised that he plans to enforce the ordinance, which ought to make for an interesting confrontation with the gaggle of your-laws-don’t-apply-to-me cretins that Kokesh plans to bring to our nation’s capitol. Something about a tyrannical government….
