(Apologies and full credit to Weapons Grade Stupid)
Getting American kids into college without saddling them with massive debt shouldn’t be the government’s job, according to a prominent House Republican and possible 2014 Senate candidate. “It is not the role of the Congress to make college affordable and accessible,” Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-NC) said Wednesday morning during a committee markup of legislation that would halt federal officials from regulating for-profit educational institutions. Foxx likened federal standards for things like the definition of a credit-hour to totalitarianism. “The attitude of the Department of Education is that total control of our lives, especially education since that’s what we’re dealing with, should be done at the federal level,” Foxx said.
Leave it to a courageous ideological (if not intellectual) warrior like Virginia Foxx, who knows all too well the pitfalls of edumication, to break the dependence of the poors. Besides, you’d think that people would understand that if God had meant for you to get an edumication, you’d have been born wealthy, Conservative, and (most importantly) White.
I know, right? Whodathunkit??
In Foxx’s world, money, education, and opportunity flows to those whom God intended it to. Why would any patriotic Christian want to interject government into the natural order of things (which, to Foxx’s way of thinking, is “White Makes Right”)? If college is not “affordable” or “accessible,” perhaps you’d be better off looking within yourself to discover why and discern what’s wrong with you. The sooner you recognize that it’s your responsibility (and fault) the sooner you’ll be able to accept the world as God meant it to be- with wealthy White Folks making the rules and enjoying the benefits of their wealth.
As for the Department of Education, what are you going to do with a government agency that won’t let schools teach that Earth is 6,000 years old and created by Jesus as he rode a dinosaur through downtown Bakersfield? This is what happens what you take God out of schools, right? You get heretics and Jesus-haters teaching things like “science” and “critical thinking skills.” When you have the Bible, what else could you possibly need to know? It has the answer to everything, from why adultery is bad to setting a fair price in livestock for your daughter. If God had meant for AmeriKKKa to be run by godless Libruls, don’tchathink we’d be looking to the collected works of Saul Alinsky for wisdom and guidance? No; we believe in a book written, translated, rewritten, retranslated, and then rewritten again by who knows how many scribes and scholars over hundreds of years. Yessiree; THAT’S the infallible, immutable, and unalterable Word of God. Anything else is just the pathetic effort of a godless government bent of forcing a totalitarian Socialist government down our throats.
Foxx is clearly the only thing standing between AmeriKKKa and atheistic Leninist dictatorship of the proletariat. Without her, we’d have NO idea where the bottom of the intellectual barrel is. Thank GOD she’s working so hard to protect good, God-fearing (White) Christians from the forces of darkness and evil.
Party on, Virginia….
