Hey. What kind of country prints its birth certificates in green ink, anyway? We can tell you what kind — a hippie country. In fact, Canada is a hippie country where children are forced to attend madrassa-like anti-colonial hippie schools that brainwash them into fanatical vegetarianist anti-American belief systems before the age of 4, which was how old Cruz was when his Castroite father moved him to Houston and installed him there as a Canadian terror baby.
Canadian terror? Absolutely. Don’t be naive. Canadian terror is insidious precisely because it is so difficult to spot at first. They don’t go for the big showy stuff that you can see on the news. With the Canadians, it’s all very sneaky and subtle.
Example: Next time you hear Cruz speak, listen very closely to his pronunciation of final syllables ending in o-r, as in the words, labor, harborardor. Hear something a little bit funny going on there? Well, sure you do, and you know why? It’s because he’s pronouncing them the way he was brainwashed into pronouncing them in his Canadian anti-colonialist veggie-drassa preschool as a child: labour, harbour, ardour. With a silent u.
August 22, 2013 5:54 AM
