September 2013 Archives
- September 30, 2013
Happy Monday: So you think you're having a bad day? - September 30, 2013
The truth about Obamacare: Guess what? No death panels. - September 30, 2013
This is what you get when you elect people willing to burn America down - September 30, 2013
Advocating extrajudicial revolution- only a crime if it's done by Liberals - September 30, 2013
Better to be thought a fool than to be Elizabeth Hasslebeck and...oh, never mind.... - September 29, 2013
It's called Puddletown for a reason - September 28, 2013
If you live in Texas and your biggest concern is the ethnicity of Big Tex...try getting out more - September 28, 2013
American Exceptionalism: An oxymoron wrapped in delusion and encased in self-congratulation - September 28, 2013
'Cuz there ain't no stoopid quite like Texas Stoopid - September 28, 2013
Dear gun nuts: You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free - September 28, 2013
As if channeling Joseph McCarthy is something to be proud of.... - September 27, 2013
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept".... - September 27, 2013
Republicans: As mean-spirited, greedy, and selfish now as they were back when - September 27, 2013
If the answer is arrogance & willful ignorance, the question is about Ted Cruz - September 27, 2013
Because the right to own personal thermonuclear weapons are what make America exceptional - September 27, 2013
Republican hypocrisy: Redundant and built to stay that way - September 26, 2013
Because nothing says "I love you" like a free hunting rifle - September 26, 2013
If you can't win an argument on the facts, smug arrogance is ALWAYS a good fall-back option - September 26, 2013
The price of ignoring global climate change - September 26, 2013
"Dumb and Dumber II": The Louie Gohmert Story - September 26, 2013
Ted Cruz: Some people aspire to be an asshat. Some read Dr. Seuss and embrace it. - September 25, 2013
Prince Charles waterskiing on a chair...because I can - September 25, 2013
Today on "Great Moments in Republican Cluelessness and Lack of Self-Awareness" - September 25, 2013
This moment brought to you by the Monsanto Protection Act - September 25, 2013
Respecting individual sexuality and dignity: EXACTLY what Hitler and Stalin would have done - September 25, 2013
If Ted Cruz is the answer, the question's probably about Joseph McCarthy - September 24, 2013
What's on my bedside table these days - September 24, 2013
It's time that REAL Americans revolt against The Black Guy in the White House - September 24, 2013
Why is welfare for the rich no problem, but welfare for the poor is "SOCIALISM!!!"? - September 24, 2013
Is there a problem in America that can't be fixed with more guns? - September 24, 2013
More guns means more insanity - September 23, 2013
What three things do you need to have a successful wedding? - September 23, 2013
The #1 cause of gun violence in RWNJ world: Women in the workplace - September 23, 2013
Wayne LaPierre: The definition of insanity - September 23, 2013
The Three Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Gays, Marijuana, and Abortion Rights - September 23, 2013
America's gun problem: Sometimes a picture really IS worth a thousand words - September 22, 2013
The "sign from God" might not be what you're looking for - September 22, 2013
So maybe there's hope for the Catholic Church after all? - September 22, 2013
Some kind words of advice for our friends on the Rabid Religious Right - September 22, 2013
Remember, it's not cheating if it helps Conservatives win elections - September 22, 2013
If Rick Perry is your intellectual and moral beacon, you're in more trouble than you know - September 21, 2013
You may want to rethink that second honeymoon in Bali - September 21, 2013
Today on "Great Moments in Legislative Masturbation" - September 21, 2013
When petty tyrants and bullies believe in minority rule.... - September 21, 2013
Being a Teapublican means never being called to account for your hypocrisy - September 21, 2013
Ted Cruz: Some people aspire to be an asshat. Some are born into it and embrace it. - September 20, 2013
Give us your tired, your poor, your yearning to stay out of the line of fire - September 20, 2013
Today on "(Not so) Great Moments in Teapublican Hypocrisy" - September 20, 2013
Sure, but I think I'd rather just have free pie - September 20, 2013
Rabid Religious Right: When we do it, it's education. When you do it, it's indoctrination. - September 20, 2013
Unpaid internships: Today's indentured servitude...but with a better rationale - September 19, 2013
Move along, people...no double standard here.... - September 19, 2013
Republicans fear children being taught to think critically and for themselves - September 19, 2013
NRA: Latin for "We love guns more than life itself" - September 19, 2013
Today's poverty: Brought to you courtesy of the GOP - September 19, 2013
GOP: This is why they're trying to burn America down - September 18, 2013
A Larry Craig-approved gas station men's room - September 18, 2013
Today on "Great Moments In Village Idiots With Small Penises" - September 18, 2013
Unpaid internships: Today's indentured servitude - September 18, 2013
Advocating a violent coup: Not a crime if you're part of the Rabid Religious Right - September 18, 2013
Sometimes a Right-wing blowhard is closer to the truth than he realizes - September 17, 2013
Why does "representing American values" have to involve deadly weapons? - September 17, 2013
The Grim Reaper's traveling murder show makes an unscheduled stop in D.C. - September 17, 2013
A Conservative skewers his own on mass murder and gun control - September 16, 2013
A good reason to avoid Leicester Square - September 16, 2013
Thank you for flying Hellscape Airlines flight 666 to Hell-sinki - September 16, 2013
If you're going to dream, you might want to aim a bit higher - September 16, 2013
The Texas State Board of Embarrassment and creationism: It's What Jesus Would Do - September 16, 2013
The real terrorists - September 15, 2013
Everything that's wrong with modern Christianity in one picture - September 15, 2013
Biology edumication, courtesy of the Texas State Board of Embarrassment - September 15, 2013
Steve King: Proof that agressive ignorance is no impediment to be a Republican Congressman - September 15, 2013
Another good reason to love living in Portland - September 14, 2013
Thank you for smoking...er, eating sugar - September 14, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - September 14, 2013
Bombing Syria: A seemingly simple question with some complex consequences - September 14, 2013
Phyllis Schlafly sets a record for most enemies identified in one sentence - September 14, 2013
When in New York City.... - September 13, 2013
Vladimir Putin reveals just how shallow, corrupt, and self-serving he really is - September 13, 2013
Putin-Palin 2016: Because he can see Alaska from his dacha - September 13, 2013
The greatest threat to America's moral well-being? Betty Crocker wedding cakes. - September 13, 2013
I used to care...and then I realize rich Conservative White Folks had all the power and money - September 12, 2013
There's nothing like a big gun to make you feel better about having a tiny penis - September 12, 2013
War may be foreign policy by other means, but soccer might help heal the wounds of that war - September 12, 2013
Republican Jesus HATES freeloaders and socialism - September 12, 2013
Pat Robertson: Proof that radical Christianity is equivalent to radical Islam - September 12, 2013
House GOP: Evil, insensitive, heartless...and evidently built to stay that way - September 11, 2013
This year's example of clumsy 9.11-related marketing - September 11, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - September 11, 2013
The Republican definition of socialism: Social programs that benefit those who don't vote Republican - September 11, 2013
Glenn Beck: To truth what Jeffrey Dahmer was to veganism - September 11, 2013
Rush Limbaugh tells us what a REAL American think should think about first responders - September 10, 2013
Dear Amarillo: It's been fun and it's been real- but it ain't been real fun - September 10, 2013
Memo to Republicans: Being a Black President isn't a "high crime" or "misdemeanor" - September 10, 2013
Advertising rule #1: Avoid using dead dogs in your ad campaign - September 10, 2013
Because if there's one thing Right-wing God HATES, it's an uppity Liberal feminazi - September 10, 2013
This is what you get when you react to events instead of trying to understand them - September 9, 2013
There goes the neighborhood - September 9, 2013
The NRA: hypocritical, hysterical, dishonest...and evidently built to stay that way - September 9, 2013
You know you have Obama Derangement Syndrome when.... - September 9, 2013
If Ted Nugent is the answer, that's one messed up question, knowhutimean? - September 9, 2013
The biggest threat to the American Dream: Raising the minimum wage - September 8, 2013
This is why I don't play fantasy football - September 8, 2013
If Church and State are separate, isn't it time we stopped subsidizing religion? - September 8, 2013
Climate change deniers: Ignorance is bliss - September 8, 2013
Guns, candy, and children- What could possibly go wrong?? - September 8, 2013
Today's reading from the Republican Bible - September 7, 2013
Not even Cookie Monster is safe from our new police state - September 7, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year - September 7, 2013
Hypocrisy is no obstacle to Right-wing orthodoxy - September 7, 2013
Killing or healing? Fundies know which option Jesus would choose. - September 7, 2013
Conservatives: A tradition of being wrong...and they LOVE tradition - September 6, 2013
You know you have an addiction problem when.... - September 6, 2013
Kindness and charity: Legal acts of Christian kindness...except in Houston - September 6, 2013
Ah...so this is why we treat women as second-class citizens - September 6, 2013
Killing gays on their wedding day: EXACTLY what Jesus would do - September 6, 2013
The biggest threat facing America today: Black people making music White people hate - September 5, 2013
Uh...d'you take cash?? - September 5, 2013
Jerome Corsi: A man desperately in need of getting laid - September 5, 2013
You know you have Obama Derangement Syndrome when.... - September 5, 2013
If Texans want their leaders to be zealots, liars, and thugs...Greg Abbott's their man - September 5, 2013
Republican governing philosophy explained in one simple graphic - September 4, 2013
Some would say this is the specialty of the house - September 4, 2013
What was once a vice is now a habit - September 4, 2013
Twisted logic works both ways - September 4, 2013
"Tea Party" is to "intelligence" as "Sean Hannity" is to "truth" - September 4, 2013
Tonight's special: Republican chicken - September 3, 2013
Take a right on Bush Road; you can't miss it - September 3, 2013
Just another case of misplaced and misdirected small town outrage? - September 3, 2013
Libertarians: For an America where only the strong survive - September 3, 2013
Having a martyr complex STILL doesn't mean Christians are an oppressed majority - September 3, 2013
Liz Cheney: Marriage is a sacred family value...except for my sister's marriage - September 2, 2013
Remember when Republicans actually used to care about the working class? - September 2, 2013
Science and medicine are Godless plots- until we need them to save our sorry butts - September 2, 2013
Remembering the reason why today is a holiday - September 2, 2013
The best way to camouflage your racism? Accuse your adversaries of racism. - September 2, 2013
Because the world would be a better place if the free market controlled everything...right? - September 1, 2013
It's God's fan club that scares me - September 1, 2013
Arrogant, intolerant, and self-righteous: EXACTLY what Jesus would do - September 1, 2013
Republican Jesus: You were tired, so I kicked your ass. You were lost, so I stole your map. - September 1, 2013
Pat Robertson: To Christianity what Jeffrey Dahmer was to vegetarianism - September 1, 2013
Helping the poor and the needy is for losers and Liberals