October 23, 2013 5:56 AM

Any REAL American will tell you that Girl Scouts promote abortion and lesbianism

Pastor Kevin Swanson of Generations Radio is scared. Scared of feminism and what he believe it has done to America. (Hint: it’s bad!) And the thing he’s most scared of? GIRL SCOUT COOKIES:

“Please, I beg of you, do not buy Girl Scout cookies,” Swanson said. “Please, I beg of you, stop buying Girl Scout cookies.”

But if they do, he said, they should “take a big, fat, black magic marker” and “start marking out all of the references to the Girl Scouts of America on all the boxes.” Swanson warned that the “wicked” Girl Scouts are promoting “lesbianism” and abortion, calling the cookies “food offered to idols.”

He later goes on to say:

It does and I don’t want to promote a wicked organization that according to its own website doesn’t promote godly womanhood, it just doesn’t, I don’t see anything that promotes godly womanhood. The vision of the Girl Scouts of America is antithetical to a biblical vision for womanhood, it’s antithetical to it.

About the only thing we can say in this asshole’s defense is that at least he’s being so ridiculous that few people will take his attacks on the Girl Scouts seriously. But otherwise he’s a man afraid of women having a place in the world equal to his, and he hides in the Bible to defend his misogyny. What a coward!

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