October 25, 2013 5:52 AM

Being a prophet means taking yourself WAY too seriously

As the offspring of “respected prophet” Cindy Jacobs, her children reportedly posses the spiritual power not only to stop tornadoes simply by speaking to them, but also prevent presidential assassinations.

As Jacobs reported on her most recent “Ten Minute Prayer School,” when he son Daniel was six years-old, he came in from playing, complaining of feeling unwell. As his mother tried to figure out what was the matter, Daniel revealed that he was worried that the president might be killed, so the two of them prayed to God would avert any assassination attempts on the president.

“God had called my child into intercessory prayer,” Jacobs said. “Later on, we found out, behind the scenes that there had been an assassination attempt on the president; it wasn’t widely publicized.”

So which president owed his life to Jacobs’ son? None other than Ronald Reagan.

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