October 4, 2013 6:10 AM

Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Rick Santorum's worst nightmare

ARIZONA TRIO INDICTED ON DOG SEX CHARGES

And all this time I’d been thinking that “man on dog sex” was just a really sick, twisted idea invented by a delusional, hyper-religious, Far Right judgmental zealot to justify his rampant homophobia. I don’t know that someone as twisted as Rick Santorum could have come up with this. Sometimes life imitates…well, it’s certainly not art.

Man, can I be naive or what?? Just when I’d begun to think there was NO WAY I could come across anything more depraved, sick, and impossible to understand than Republicans playing slash-and-burn politics in Washington, I run across this. You know you have WAY too much time on your hands when it seems like a good idea to film two women performing sex acts on your male German Shepherd. “Eww” doesn’t begin to describe the revulsion I’m feeling.

All three reprobates were indicted on charges of “knowingly engaging in sex acts with a dog“… as if there’s any way to unknowingly engage in sex acts with a dog.

And it gets better- or not, depending on your perspective. The video was discovered when police were investigating the man, Christopher Jackson, who has since been charged with drugging a woman and branding his initials on her genitalia. Who says women aren’t property, amiright??

Stay classy, eh?

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