November 2013 Archives
- November 30, 2013
Tim Tam: The official candy of "The Walking Dead" - November 30, 2013
Proof the Tea Party really is home to crackpots, bigots, loons, and haters of all stripes - November 30, 2013
Because Lord knows we can't be trusting women to make sound decisions for themselves - November 30, 2013
There's foolish. There's incendiary. There's looney tunes. Then there's Alex Jones. - November 30, 2013
A handy guide to understanding The Party of Stupid - November 29, 2013
So how was your Thanksgiving? - November 29, 2013
Bill Donohue going nuclear: I've seen this movie before - November 29, 2013
'Tis the season for the War on Christmas - November 29, 2013
Far Right, über-Jesus-y, judgmental craziness: It runs deep in the Cruz family - November 29, 2013
An excellent reason to skip Black Friday - November 28, 2013
Enjoy the Tofurky, y'all.... - November 28, 2013
Happy Thanksgiving from the People's Republic of Portlandia - November 28, 2013
A reminder that Thanksgiving turkeys don't start out in the meat department - November 28, 2013
If lies didn't exist, Republicans would still find ways to display their collective lack of integrity - November 28, 2013
A truth that should make capitalists uncomfortable...though it likely won't - November 27, 2013
Another good reason to (not?) smoke pot - November 27, 2013
Gather 'round, children...as Jack tries to explain the unexplainable - November 27, 2013
What I wish I was wearing to work today - November 27, 2013
Today's opportunity to have what little faith in humanity you may have had left crushed - November 27, 2013
Barack Obama: Because he's just that evil and hates America just that much - November 26, 2013
Rob Ford: Canada's gift to the American infotainment industry - November 26, 2013
Remember, if we pay you more our CEO might not be able to buy that place in the Hamptons - November 26, 2013
If you think Barack Obama is worse than George W. Bush, your definition of "worse" sucks - November 26, 2013
If we're not going to bomb Iran, who's left that we can go to war with? - November 26, 2013
Conclusive proof that Jesus is real - November 25, 2013
Ignorance, racism, and fear-mongering: Time-honored American traditions - November 25, 2013
Eat your vegetables: It's the quickest way to look like you're a cult member - November 25, 2013
Teh Gayz: Now with the power to change the weather!! - November 25, 2013
Unveiled: Texas' new World Religions textbook - November 24, 2013
Paul Ryan: To Christianity what Idi Amin was to benevolent dictatorship - November 24, 2013
The "nuclear option": The only question is what took Harry Reid so long - November 24, 2013
If John Hagee is endorsing you, it's a safe bet you don't recognize that Jesus was a Liberal - November 24, 2013
You know you love Jesus when: You can paint a hater and bigot as an innocent victim - November 24, 2013
Health care is a privilege? Is that what Socialist Jesus would do?? - November 23, 2013
A not-so-subtle reminder that things could always be worse - November 23, 2013
Intolerant, mean-spirited, inhuman, and built to stay that way - November 23, 2013
Out of the mouths of babes.... - November 23, 2013
Tea Party Nation: The best argument for the "nuclear option" you'll see all day - November 23, 2013
GOP priorities: Why this country is in the mess it's in - November 22, 2013
11.22.1963: The day America lost its innocence - November 22, 2013
Happy Holidays: It's a time for celebrating the important things...or not - November 22, 2013
Some people will do anything for a bigger rack - November 22, 2013
Remind me again how Barack Obama is far worse than George W. Bush - November 21, 2013
#LoveAlwaysWins...except in Russia, where hatred and oppression still carry the day - November 21, 2013
A reminder of the (not so) awesome prognostication powers of Republicans - November 21, 2013
Hey, if we give Teh Gayz equal rights, won't we have to give everyone equal rights? - November 21, 2013
Only when fetuses are armed will America truly be safe - November 20, 2013
Finally I know my life has meaning.... - November 20, 2013
The Cheney Family: Proof that karma can be a real b---h - November 20, 2013
So...remind me again how Barack Obama is far worse than George W. Bush - November 20, 2013
Perhaps if Caribou Barbie stopped to think and read her Bible once in awhile.... - November 20, 2013
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept": Proof that 56% of Americans are idiots - November 19, 2013
Sometimes a guy just needs to get away from it all - November 19, 2013
Texas Justice: the next best thing to no justice at all - November 19, 2013
Today's hypocritical oxymoron: "Christians for Michele Bachmann" - November 19, 2013
Being a Republican means never having to apologize for being a hypocritical, self-righteous dick - November 19, 2013
The real victims of health care reform are the ones Republicans have left hanging - November 18, 2013
The guy in the white coat isn't going to stick that thermometer where he did last time, is he?? - November 18, 2013
Political courage? I wouldn't recommend looking in the Democratic Party. - November 18, 2013
Why Martin Bashir should be King of the World - November 18, 2013
If Rafael Cruz is a Christian, flying pigs will regularly violate Saudi Arabian air space - November 18, 2013
This month's meeting of the Brotherhood of the Tiny Penis will come to order.... - November 17, 2013
So you say you're unclear on the definition of "plagiarism?" - November 17, 2013
There's ignorant. There's aggressively stupid. Then there's Rand Paul. - November 17, 2013
Sometimes all you can do is to try and do the right thing - November 16, 2013
It's a Finnish milk ad, people; get your mind out of the gutter - November 16, 2013
Those who can, do. Those who can't become Senators from Texas. - November 16, 2013
The NRA wasn't founded to be the refuge of crackpots, zealots, demagogues, and gun nuts - November 16, 2013
If John Hagee is a Christian, the arrival of the anti-Christ will be a welcome relief - November 16, 2013
Right to Work: Libertarian- and Republican-speak for "Right to work for less" - November 15, 2013
And you wonder why I don't play video games? - November 15, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: It's Friday, so we've got a two-fer - November 15, 2013
Who needs leadership when you can distract, obfuscate, and divert attention? - November 15, 2013
Is that an alligator on your lap...or are you just glad to see me? - November 15, 2013
Today on "People Unclear On The Concept" - November 14, 2013
As if you weren't already feeling insignificant - November 14, 2013
Republicans: Agents of their own inevitable and entertaining demise - November 14, 2013
You know you're in trouble when: Caribou Barbie thinks she's the final word on Christianity - November 14, 2013
NEVER let the truth get in the way of a perfectly good conspiracy theory - November 14, 2013
Somewhere warm and breezy, David Stockman snickers into his Corona Light - November 13, 2013
More war crimes in Syria: Food is being used as a weapon - November 13, 2013
Somehow, I don't think this is quite what Saul Alinsky had in mind - November 13, 2013
Conservative reality: Only sluts and whores use birth control - November 13, 2013
Remember, it's not hypocrisy when a rabid Right-wing Christian zealot does it - November 13, 2013
Memo to Republicans: This is what happens when you piss women off - November 12, 2013
Mom's secret for a hearty breakfast - November 12, 2013
Libertarianism: Cover for creating a dog-eat-dog world - November 12, 2013
Reason #437 why I no longer live in Texas - November 12, 2013
Honesty may be the best policy, but sometimes it exposes you as a total jackass - November 12, 2013
The Radical Christian Right: They're called "American Taliban" for a reason - November 11, 2013
Introducing the new and improved 2014 TurboBovine X3000 - November 11, 2013
Veterans Day: A chance to reflect on our love of war and the need to create peace - November 11, 2013
Republicans love our troops so much that...oh, never mind.... - November 11, 2013
It's November, which means the Liberal War on Christmas is upon us - November 11, 2013
...and then he sent the President to his room without dinner - November 10, 2013
Marriage equality explained in terms all Americans can understand: Breakfast - November 10, 2013
Obamacare: How is it that so many Christians have forgotten their "Christian values"? - November 10, 2013
The best use of "religion" and "penis" in the same sentence you'll see all day - November 10, 2013
Sunday morning leftovers - November 10, 2013
Christianity: The key to a kinder, gentler republic (or not) - November 9, 2013
This is why I'm going to be a pampered house cat in my next life - November 9, 2013
It's time they admit to the truth, y'all: Conservatives hate the GLBT community - November 9, 2013
I yield the floor to the senior Senator from Texas for some rational and...oh, never mind.... - November 9, 2013
Because we hate Barack Obama. Just. That. Much. - November 9, 2013
George W. Bush: You can sleep with a clear conscience when you have no conscience - November 8, 2013
Timbers 3, Sounders 2: Say goodnight, Seattle - November 8, 2013
It's time we redefined "pro-life"...and Wendy Davis is offering a more accurate definition - November 8, 2013
Obamacare: The truth is inconvenient for those dedicated to its destruction - November 8, 2013
Sometimes it's nice to recognize kids doing the right thing for the right reasons - November 8, 2013
The GOP Dream Ticket for 2016: A Democrat's dream come true - November 7, 2013
Game Day: Say goodnight, Seattle - November 7, 2013
Breaking News: Texas secedes...and a collective yawn is heard from Bangor to Barstow - November 7, 2013
Sometimes a picture really is worth 1000 words: Our backassward priorities - November 7, 2013
If you're not willing to fix the problem, why not blame women for being born the way they are? - November 7, 2013
If we can bail out corporations, why can't we do the same for families? - November 6, 2013
This is why the New York Post (and Rick Wilson) is a first-class operation - November 6, 2013
In the 21st century, how is the combination of racism and hazing even possible? - November 6, 2013
Democracy, Republican style...a textbook kleptocracy - November 6, 2013
Wow...so equal rights really ARE special rights? Who knew?? - November 6, 2013
Memo to Rand Paul: Be careful who you challenge to a duel - November 5, 2013
Happy Guy Fawkes Day; I'd recommend celebrating sans explosives - November 5, 2013
Bryan Fischer: A heavily medicated delusion in search of a theology - November 5, 2013
America's Team: Evidently America loves mediocrity - November 5, 2013
So you're wondering how to spot a fake Obamacare Horror Story? - November 5, 2013
If you're voting in New York City today, this one's for you - November 4, 2013
When food porn comes perilously close to real porn - November 4, 2013
Is fairness, equity, and equal opportunity too much to ask for? - November 4, 2013
Hey, Texas: Didja remember to set your clocks back?? - November 4, 2013
When God's on your side, the law is but a mere inconvenience to be bent to your will - November 4, 2013
Texas: Protecting women from themselves since 1836 - November 3, 2013
Today in Schadenfreude: Portland Timbers 2, Seattle Sounders 1 - November 3, 2013
How would Republican Jesus solve poverty? By getting rid of the poor. - November 3, 2013
And if that doesn't work, you can always blame natural disasters on Teh Gayz - November 3, 2013
Today's trifecta: Barack Obama, Jonestown, and Radical Islam. Discuss. - November 3, 2013
Healthcare.gov: Back to the future - November 2, 2013
In case anyone's wondering, this is what I'll be doing tonight - November 2, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Somewhere, Neil deGrasse Tyson is smiling - November 2, 2013
Daylight Savings Time: An evil Liberal plot? Or socialism run amok?? - November 2, 2013
If you endorsed Ted Cruz, you have much to apologize for- et tu, Houston Chronicle?? - November 2, 2013
The Tea Party: If not for self-delusion, we'd have no delusion at all - November 1, 2013
Republicans don't hate women; they're just "protecting" them - November 1, 2013
Economics 101: Austerity doesn't work. Duh. - November 1, 2013
"Obamacare is the WORST. THING. EVER."? Not so much, as it turns out. - November 1, 2013
Texas politics: Winning by appealing to the lowest common denominator - November 1, 2013
GOP: Not exactly the party of personal responsibility