December 2013 Archives
- December 31, 2013
The envelope, please: Planned Parenthood's 2013 Gynotician of the Year is.... - December 31, 2013
You put what where?? I'll alert the media.... - December 31, 2013
Far be it from me to have fun at the expense of my Cowboy fan readers, but.... - December 31, 2013
The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a ceramic squirrel is a good guy with a ceramic squirrel - December 31, 2013
You know you're in for a very long evening when.... - December 30, 2013
How to be certain your pastor is a person of character - December 30, 2013
We have a wiener!!! The 2013 Headline of the Year!!! (You're welcome) - December 30, 2013
Lewis Black's Technology Report: Today in drones and sex robots - December 30, 2013
Hi...my name's Jack. I'm a Liberal, and I majored in Bestiality. - December 30, 2013
Are you watching Fox News Channel...or just checking to see if the carpet matches the drapes? - December 30, 2013
Truth in advertising: The Right-wing grifter edition - December 29, 2013
Here's a novel idea: One's Christian "worthiness" shouldn't require an ideological litmus test - December 29, 2013
Uh, yeah...but didn't Jesus chase the money-changers from the temple? - December 29, 2013
If you believe in Jesus Christ, you might be surprised by what He really stood for - December 29, 2013
Don't talk to me about your Christianity; talk to me about how you treat people - December 29, 2013
A reminder to Conservative Christians who claim Jesus Christ as their personal property - December 28, 2013
The 2014 Texas Republican Senate Primary: Empty Suit vs. Empty Head - December 28, 2013
John Cornyn: Enough propaganda and political porn can make even an empty suit look like a hero - December 28, 2013
Holidays are best celebrated with family, no? - December 28, 2013
Rick Perry: God's own Governor - December 28, 2013
Failed writers pick up lines - December 27, 2013
Why I read - December 27, 2013
Sometimes, doing the right thing is as simple as doing a good thing - December 27, 2013
A solid clue that you might just be a Republican - December 27, 2013
You call it a flame thrower. I call it an effective snow removal tool. - December 27, 2013
Free speech: Absolute and available only to Conservative Christian bigots and haters - December 26, 2013
They told me gravity was only a theory.... - December 26, 2013
Canadian legislators and shower scenes: What's been seen cannot be unseen - December 26, 2013
Why Ernest Hemingway was a philosopher - December 26, 2013
Public urination: A crime punishable by something close to death...at least in Seattle - December 26, 2013
This is foreplay, she said.... - December 25, 2013
How the Mainstream Media would have covered the birth of Jesus - December 25, 2013
A Christmas Tale: How Obama stole Christmas from God-fearing Conservative White children - December 25, 2013
Chester's nuts roasting on an open fire - December 25, 2013
Gifts for the Radical Right-Wing survivalist & tea bagger on your Christmas list - December 25, 2013
Something to consider as you sit down for Christmas dinner - December 24, 2013
So you're dreaming of a White Christmas? - December 24, 2013
Today's peace offering: The definitive Holiday survival guide - December 24, 2013
Have a very Punny Christmas - December 24, 2013
Obama Claus: Determined to turn America into a lazy, unmotivated Socialist Paradise - December 24, 2013
Give Santa the gift of lung cancer this year - December 23, 2013
Because nothing says "Merry Christmas!" like Santa with a lung cancer diagnosis - December 23, 2013
Sometimes the best way to expose Conservative hypocrisy is to stick to the facts - December 23, 2013
Christmas only increases dependency on public assistance - December 23, 2013
From the "WTF?" File: The War on Christmas- Gateway to increased persecution of Christians - December 23, 2013
Who will stand up for persecuted Christians and their right to spew hate speech? - December 22, 2013
Rand Paul: To Christmas what Kim Jong Un is to Santa Claus - December 22, 2013
Memo to Megyn Kelly: When it comes to Santa, children are better people than you - December 22, 2013
You don't have to be a Christian to be a hypocrite...but it certainly helps - December 22, 2013
Christian anarchists: Isn't that like "military intelligence" or "Taliban tolerance?" - December 22, 2013
It's a good thing Conservatives understand the reason for the season, eh? - December 21, 2013
The latest state of the art weaponry in the War on Christmas - December 21, 2013
Hey, Christians: Would Jesus defend your "right" to spread hate without consequence? - December 21, 2013
Proof that you need to check yourself into rehab after the holidays - December 21, 2013
The GOP playbook: When the truth isn't on your side, you can always make up "facts" - December 21, 2013
Well, at least they got the Black part right, eh? - December 20, 2013
Happy Holidays...and so here's a Festivus pole made of beer cans - December 20, 2013
Merry Christmas: If you work at Walmart, it's because that's what you deserve - December 20, 2013
The real reason behind the "War on Christmas" - December 20, 2013
'Tis the season for domestic violence - December 20, 2013
Have a Merry Conservative Christmas - December 19, 2013
Today's WWJD Xmas tip: NEVER put Christmas lights on a palm tree. I shouldn't have to explain why. - December 19, 2013
Better to thought a fool and a bigot than to be Phil Robertson and...oh, never mind.... - December 19, 2013
"I don't know, Mike. Does education make Americans stupid?" - December 19, 2013
Why take responsibility for your monstrosity when you can blame Satan? - December 19, 2013
The war on Christmas: The reason for the season - December 18, 2013
At least Vikings fans don't have to worry about losing another Super Bowl, eh? - December 18, 2013
Today on the WWJD Arts Beat: George Zimmerman is the Pablo Picasso of Pensacola - December 18, 2013
If you're going to be a bigot, at least get it right, knowhutimean? - December 18, 2013
Of course Santa's White...and why is Martin Luther King, Jr. always portrayed as black? - December 18, 2013
Remember, the most important thing about Christmas is to be merry - December 17, 2013
How about putting the "Christ" back into "Christian?" - December 17, 2013
SantaCon 2013: Not exactly about the children, was it? - December 17, 2013
OMG!! I'm EXACTLY like Hitler!! - December 17, 2013
Texas Republicans: What you get when reality and satire are indistinguishable - December 17, 2013
Perhaps if Mike Ditka stuck to football, he'd be less of an embarrassment - December 16, 2013
Who knew God was so adventurous and open-minded? - December 16, 2013
Megyn Kelly: Isn't she the smart one? Uh, yeah; about that... - December 16, 2013
When Christmas decorations are a sign that you REALLY need to get out more - December 16, 2013
Lesbianism: OMG!! It's in our water!! - December 16, 2013
Oh...so talking to "the enemy" is OK when a Republican President does it? - December 15, 2013
The real question that should be asked about "The War on Christmas" - December 15, 2013
Who's going to stand up for the rights of religious bigots to twist the teachings of Jesus Christ? - December 15, 2013
Why commas are VERY important - December 15, 2013
1st Amendment protections: Available only to Christians, all others need not apply - December 15, 2013
Gratuitous racism: OK when it supports your favorite football team - December 14, 2013
Looks like someone's had a bit too much Christmas cheer - December 14, 2013
It's always good to accuse a Democrat of tyranny, because...well, freedom - December 14, 2013
I don't think that's what Frosty the Snowman had in mind - December 14, 2013
If you're not good boys and girls, Santa will turn you into ham - December 14, 2013
Just think what they could do if they devoted the same energy to celebrating Christmas - December 13, 2013
Christmas is harder on some than others - December 13, 2013
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: What's been seen cannot be unseen - December 13, 2013
Let them eat...nothing - December 13, 2013
Only Godless Liberals and other sinners take Christmas off - December 13, 2013
Have a merry and very politically correct Christmas - December 12, 2013
This is the card you'll be getting from me this Christmas - December 12, 2013
My Christmas wish - December 12, 2013
Christmas in Kiev - December 12, 2013
Looks like Santa might be getting a little something extra this Christmas Eve - December 12, 2013
The war on Xmas: Only a problem when Liberals do it - December 11, 2013
'Tis the season for something a wee bit outside the norm, knowhutimean? - December 11, 2013
Have a Very Merry Neocon Christmas - December 11, 2013
2013's greatest moments in Conservative lunacy - December 11, 2013
This just in from the WWJD Bitter Old Man Bureau - December 11, 2013
Republican hypocrisy: The gift that keeps on giving - December 11, 2013
An example of the Right's backasswards priorities - December 10, 2013
Where my Xmas gift budget is going this year - December 10, 2013
Gay Christmas cookies...just like Mama used to make - December 10, 2013
Next they'll be blaming global climate change on women working outside the home - December 10, 2013
Why Scott Walker is The Grinch Who Stole Christmas - December 10, 2013
Sandy Rios: Proof that Christian ignorance isn't an oxymoron...it's a movement - December 10, 2013
Brother, can you spare some change?? - December 9, 2013
When elves attack - December 9, 2013
Disrespect and racism directed at the President aren't a problem if a Conservative does it...right?? - December 9, 2013
Merry frickin' Christmas - December 9, 2013
Let's impeach Obama, because it's not like we have much else on our calendar these days - December 9, 2013
Christmas: Now a wholly-owned subsidiary of the GOP - December 8, 2013
I remember when: December 8, 1980 - December 8, 2013
Man, I can hardly wait to see how SpaghettiOs commemorates 9.11 - December 8, 2013
No good deed goes unpunished - December 8, 2013
If this is a test, too many Christians are going to fail - December 8, 2013
When Teh Gayz come for our precious children, don't say you weren't warned - December 8, 2013
Who knew Barry Goldwater was a prophet? - December 7, 2013
A day that will live in infamy - December 7, 2013
If you need someone to piss on a grave, call a Conservative - December 7, 2013
Because it's more than an Egg McMuffin- it's about greed and exploitation - December 7, 2013
The War on Xmas: EXACTLY like what Hitler did (It's Obama's fault) - December 7, 2013
It's easier to blame others for the problem you created than to work to repair the damage - December 6, 2013
RIP Nelson Mandela: "He belongs to the ages" - December 6, 2013
This is what happens when you put more credibility in faith than in objective reality - December 6, 2013
If David Barton's a Christian...well, that would explain why I don't believe in God - December 6, 2013
In the morning, we'll have breakfast at Hell's Diner - December 5, 2013
There's nothing like smug arrogance and ignorance to prove your respect for women, eh? - December 5, 2013
A moment of silence is nice, but what we need is to shame gun nuts for supporting school shootings - December 5, 2013
It's all Obama's fault...except when it's not because he wasn't yet in the White House - December 5, 2013
If Republicans are so confident of their ultimate success, why must they cheat to win elections? - December 5, 2013
Dispatches from the front lines in the GOP's War on Poor Americans - December 4, 2013
A simple truth that really should be self-evident - December 4, 2013
If you want to make a career of lying and spreading intellectual dishonesty, talk to David Barton - December 4, 2013
Republican: Latin for "Never let the truth get in the way of useful lies, slander, and propaganda" - December 4, 2013
Beware the awesome power and destructive force of the Angry Liberals - December 4, 2013
My Christmas shopping is done - December 3, 2013
All your Xmas are belong to us - December 3, 2013
In the end, it doesn't matter who or how you love...only that you do love - December 3, 2013
Republican Logic: Pay attention, y'all; there's gonna be a quiz - December 3, 2013
OHMIGAWD!!! Today, Sharia; tomorrow, our women in burqas?? - December 3, 2013
So this is what Republicans mean by "Big Tent"? - December 2, 2013
After several hours of watching Fox News Channel, this might just be what the doctor ordered - December 2, 2013
Two words you'll never hear in the same sentence: "Conservative" and "funny" - December 2, 2013
What we're reading these days - December 2, 2013
Muslims: Now with the ability to bring evil spirits to life! Call now; operators are standing by!! - December 2, 2013
Perhaps if we spent more time embracing the moment.... - December 1, 2013
If we can't have war with Iran, who will be left for us to invade? - December 1, 2013
The Republican Party: Making the world safe for good, God-fearing Conservative White Folks - December 1, 2013
When lies have no consequences, this is what you get