January 2014 Archives
- January 31, 2014
In Texas, Jesus really IS a Conservative Red Meat Republican - January 31, 2014
Our modern tragedy: We'd rather kill people than save them - January 31, 2014
There's no problem this country faces that can't be fixed with more guns...amiright?? - January 31, 2014
If you can't beat 'em, trash their reputation - January 31, 2014
Yet another reason Ronald Reagan would be a pariah in today's GOP - January 30, 2014
Why animals shouldn't wear clothes - January 30, 2014
Republicans LOVE democracy...as long as it works to keep them in power - January 30, 2014
Slavery: The new Republican jobs program - January 30, 2014
What about the right to have incomprehensible bloodshed and unspeakable tragedy visited upon us? - January 30, 2014
Today's forecast: Shrinkage, lots of shrinkage - January 29, 2014
Today's "WTF???" moment - January 29, 2014
When you have no ideas, fear-mongering and playing the victim are about all you've got to work with - January 29, 2014
Everything's bigger in Texas...except for the ability to deal with winter - January 29, 2014
If only Big Government would leave good, God-fearing Christian businessmen alone - January 29, 2014
Republicans: Their lips are moving, but all I hear are lies, damned lies, and empty promises - January 28, 2014
Orthodox priests standing between Ukrainian protesters and police in Kiev, praying for peace - January 28, 2014
From the Christian Dictionary: Intolerance of intolerance is the worst sort of intolerance - January 28, 2014
You know you're going to have a rough day when.... - January 28, 2014
What's next, children sitting on Satan's lap during Christmas? - January 28, 2014
Who better to discuss the war on women than four Conservative White guys on Fox News? - January 27, 2014
And the truth shall set you free...or not, depending - January 27, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Things You Can Do With Swiss Cheese" - January 27, 2014
Hey, kids!! Let's play "Add A Penis!"...the game the whole country should be playing! - January 27, 2014
How about we start the day with a smile? - January 27, 2014
Victoria Jackson campaign posters...run, Victoria, run!! Pleasepleaseplease?? - January 27, 2014
My superpower is making people intensely uncomfortable by calling their sexuality into question - January 26, 2014
If you're looking for something to worship, this is a pretty good place to start your search - January 26, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in People Unclear on the Concept" - January 26, 2014
When it's more important to show your faith than live it, this is what you get - January 26, 2014
Stupid isn't shy; Stupid thinks women exist for the sexual gratification of men - January 26, 2014
Hey, kids!! Have you heard the good news about evolution?? - January 25, 2014
Quelle surprise: Fox News Channel gets an "F" in Math - January 25, 2014
More "Great Moments in Conservative Lack of Compassion" - January 25, 2014
Perhaps the most compelling argument for same-sex marriage made to date - January 25, 2014
That's not a uterus; that's a job creator!! - January 25, 2014
Hey, Minnesota: This is what you get when you don't pay attention before you vote - January 24, 2014
Even the gargoyles are sick of this winter - January 24, 2014
The destruction of Wendy Davis: And so it begins.... - January 24, 2014
No, it's because your only purpose is to kill people - January 24, 2014
Another brilliant triumph by the world's lone remaining Socialist Paradise - January 24, 2014
God must love stupid people; She made so many of them - January 23, 2014
Who knew breakfast could be so treacherous? - January 23, 2014
You say "smart, reasonable Conservative" like it's not an oxymoron.... - January 23, 2014
The Worst President EVER...since George W. Bush - January 23, 2014
Every now and again, the Old Testament gets it right - January 23, 2014
The unintended consequences of homophobia - January 22, 2014
Uh...you might want to open a window and turn on a fan or three - January 22, 2014
The Multnomah County GOP: Clueless, insensitive...and built to stay that way (Part Troix) - January 22, 2014
Reefer Madness: It'll make you forget about your "youthful indiscretions" - January 22, 2014
Hypocrisy, thy porn name is Glenn Beck - January 22, 2014
Compassion's for losers, Liberals, and unpopular ex-Presidents - January 21, 2014
What Your State Wants, According to Google Autocomplete - January 21, 2014
The Multnomah County GOP: Clueless, insensitive...and built to stay that way (Part Deux) - January 21, 2014
A suggestion for those who wish to uphold the sanctity of "traditional" marriage - January 21, 2014
Stupidity-induced gun violence: the most entertaining kind of gun violence - January 21, 2014
Today's WWJD Public Service: The GOP Rape Advisory Chart - January 20, 2014
Today in missed connections - January 20, 2014
The Multnomah County GOP: Clueless, insensitive...and built to stay that way - January 20, 2014
The American Way: Blaming the unemployed for their circumstances - January 20, 2014
Sorry, but the Rose Bowl Parade isn't a vehicle for promoting your hateful agenda - January 20, 2014
Prayer: The go-to strategy for those who can't be bothered to actually do something - January 19, 2014
Man, I can hardly wait until Fordham University plays Central Kentucky - January 19, 2014
More great moments in Conservative (complete lack of) humor - January 19, 2014
Who needs to think when you have Jesus? - January 19, 2014
Separation of Church and State: Really only for losers, Liberals, and America-hating atheists - January 19, 2014
Republicans relating to women: A sign yer soon it rong - January 18, 2014
Happy Caturday: Mine, mine, all mine!! - January 18, 2014
What do you call a party that must lie, cheat, and steal to win? How about pathetic, dishonest, and anti-democratic? - January 18, 2014
For only $500 you can get into Jim Harbaugh's pants - January 18, 2014
I always knew Ted Cruz was a horse's ass...I guess this confirms it - January 18, 2014
I knew Whole Foods was expensive, but.... - January 17, 2014
The hockey game was great...the cleanup not so much - January 17, 2014
Mama, don't let your babies grow up to be writers - January 17, 2014
The truth about background checks - January 17, 2014
How long before he's saying only slave owners should be allowed to vote? - January 17, 2014
It's not contaminated drinking water; it's an opportunity to create jobs - January 16, 2014
Jimmy Fallon and Bruce Springsteen serenade Chris Christie - January 16, 2014
Yeah, but it was a Swiss Army Squirrel - January 16, 2014
Something that should scare all of us: Victoria Jackson wants to run for office. Be afraid. Be very afraid. - January 16, 2014
Colorado: What the future will look like - January 16, 2014
You think it's easy being an @$$hole? No way; it takes work. - January 16, 2014
The most awesome reason to join Christian Mingle - January 15, 2014
Here's your sign - January 15, 2014
When your party defines women as property, this is about the best you can reasonably expect. - January 15, 2014
In his first act as dictator of an independent Christian White Texas, he plans to invade Louisiana - January 15, 2014
Today's definition from the Republican Dictionary - January 14, 2014
Why should gays and lesbians be subjected to yet more suffering? - January 14, 2014
Now that gluttony is a competitive sport, I can hardly wait for the Adultery Games - January 14, 2014
The best Amazon product review EVER - January 14, 2014
And before long, our children will be able to sit on Satan's lap. Yay, America!! - January 14, 2014
Behold the power of propaganda - January 13, 2014
Today's nominee for Mother of the Year - January 13, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Human Stupidity" - January 13, 2014
Know your pot heads: Another WWJD public service - January 13, 2014
Somewhere in Canada, a party is suddenly in dire straits - January 13, 2014
This is what true religious freedom looks like - January 12, 2014
The reason for Jesus' humility - January 12, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year (plus some worthy bonus coverage) - January 12, 2014
Some things you really don't want to admit to Jesus - January 12, 2014
Isn't there anything beer can't do? - January 12, 2014
No, they're not all judgmental, intolerant, self-righteous zealots - January 11, 2014
Because they're a full-service kinda place - January 11, 2014
Today in Conservative humor...or what passes for it - January 11, 2014
How Republicans define bipartisanship - January 11, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in People Unclear on the Concept" - January 11, 2014
OMG!!! Git a rope!! - January 10, 2014
Proof that Ronald Reagan's "trickle-down" theory works - January 10, 2014
Today in Conservative humor...or what passes for it - January 10, 2014
Why take responsibility when you can throw someone under the bus? - January 10, 2014
Somehow, I don't this is what "defending the faith" is supposed to mean - January 10, 2014
Today's redneck home security tip - January 9, 2014
You know she loves you when.... - January 9, 2014
Today in NSFW humor...because it's about all I have today - January 9, 2014
What does a guy have to do to get a little privacy? - January 9, 2014
Forget unemployment...WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF VELVEETA!!!! - January 9, 2014
And you wonder why I couldn't wait to leave Minnesota.... - January 8, 2014
What's (not) on my bedside table these days - January 8, 2014
Just think what Christians might accomplish if they actually read their Bibles, eh? - January 8, 2014
So much for the separation of Church and State.... - January 8, 2014
Evolution vs. Creationism: Is our children learning? - January 8, 2014
Somethings really are just for men - January 7, 2014
Nah, it's not Hell; it's Chicago - January 7, 2014
So it turns out that men are pigs. Who knew? - January 7, 2014
A graphic depiction of what's wrong with America today - January 7, 2014
Because it's Floriduh...what else are you going to do for a date on a Friday night? - January 7, 2014
I'll have a double bacon and cheese Christburger with no mayo - January 6, 2014
Yeah, go ahead...ask me how much I miss Minnesota - January 6, 2014
Lenticular cloud over Mt. Hood, 1.2.14 - January 6, 2014
Utah: Where hatred, bigotry, and prejudice are considered family values - January 6, 2014
If your biggest problem is that your football team sucks, shut up and count your blessings - January 6, 2014
Rachel Maddow 1, Koch Brothers 0 - January 6, 2014
This is what you get when you combine ignorance, theology, and a lack of spelling prowess - January 5, 2014
If they play football in Hell, it'll look and feel a lot like Green Bay, WI - January 5, 2014
The Minnesota Vikings: Great Moments in (a complete lack of moral) Courage - January 5, 2014
They're lucky the fool wasn't associated with the Borg - January 5, 2014
If you think this is a great way to express your piety, then your faith is useless - January 4, 2014
The West Hills rising above the Portland fog, 1.2.14 - January 4, 2014
Today's shining example of the wonder that is the Texas public edumication system - January 4, 2014
This is what can happen when gun nuts breed - January 4, 2014
In Texas, the separation of Church and State is for losers, Liberals, and godless heathens - January 4, 2014
Shooting's fun for everybody...until the guns are turned on people - January 3, 2014
A good philosophy for the new year - January 3, 2014
Today on "Great Moments in Small Penises".... - January 3, 2014
You think I'm quiet, but I'm just keeping my thoughts where they belong- in my head. - January 3, 2014
Edumication: Liberal lies from the pits of Hell - January 3, 2014
Remember, the key component of religious freedom is "FREEDOM" - January 2, 2014
Evidently, this was a question that spurred some serious speculation. I have no idea why. - January 2, 2014
As God is my witness, I'll never eat poutine again - January 2, 2014
America's Team: Because America LOVES mediocrity - January 2, 2014
Who knew that bigotry and homophobia are EXACTLY the same as Christian love and charity? - January 2, 2014
Perhaps it's time to give the Flying Spaghetti Monster a chance? - January 1, 2014
This year's resolution...and this time I mean it - January 1, 2014
You don't have to save the planet to be a hero; sometimes standing up to a bully is all it takes - January 1, 2014
Happy Rocky Mountain High, Colorado! - January 1, 2014
What self-respecting women wouldn't want cheap lingerie and a crockpot for Christmas? - January 1, 2014
No, I don't believe in God...but this sums it up pretty well