February 2014 Archives
- February 28, 2014
Introducing the 2014 Air Yahweh...the signature shoe of our Lord and Savior - February 28, 2014
After 12+ years, we roll out the first (and probably last) WWJD Privacy Statement. You're welcome. - February 28, 2014
Arizona: A Third World country in our midst - February 28, 2014
Yeah, but political conventions are SO déclassé - February 28, 2014
Sometimes it easier to let them hoist themselves on their own petard - February 27, 2014
Exhibit A as to why engaging with a bigot and homophobe is seldom a wise or productive idea - February 27, 2014
Today' WWJD Pro Tip: How to be a better person - February 27, 2014
Same-sex marriage in Texas: Did Hell freeze over yesterday?? - February 27, 2014
Greg Abbott: Making Texas safe for God, Guns, Racists, and Homophobes - February 27, 2014
It's "To Protect and Serve," not "To Protect and Service" - February 27, 2014
It's what Jesus would do...with baked goods - February 26, 2014
When does doing the Lord's work have nothing to do with the teachings of Jesus Christ? - February 26, 2014
How sick do you have to be to make love a crime? Ask a lawmaker in Uganda. - February 26, 2014
Those who don't know history are condemned to live in Arizona (#2) - February 26, 2014
Meanwhile, having solved all of our pressing problems.... - February 26, 2014
How can you tell Ted Cruz is lying? Are his lips moving? - February 25, 2014
Creeping socialism is infecting the Northwest; get ready for Sharia in 4...3...2... - February 25, 2014
Yet another example of American backasswards priorities - February 25, 2014
Those who don't know history are condemned to live in Arizona - February 25, 2014
If gay marriage is legal, what's to stop me from marrying my Philly Cheesesteak sandwich? - February 25, 2014
A self-soiling child molester is "normal"...but a gay man is an "abomination?? - February 24, 2014
If this was an appetizer, I'm not sure I want to know what the main course was - February 24, 2014
There's a reason why America is a secular nation. This is it. - February 24, 2014
One less Texas Lt. Governor candidate to be subjected to - February 24, 2014
Whether the victim has two legs or four, cruelty can never be accepted - February 24, 2014
Remember when America used to dream big? When we said, "Yes, we can!!"? - February 23, 2014
If Texas Republicans wrote the history books.... - February 23, 2014
Rick Perry: Compassion and common sense are for those who don't know Jesus - February 23, 2014
Work: It's all about dignity, don'tchaknow? - February 23, 2014
Texas deserves Greg Abbott: The Lowest Common Denominator candidate - February 23, 2014
I had no idea so many things could lead to demonic possession - February 22, 2014
Funny how just being decent seems radical these days, eh? - February 22, 2014
Question of the day: WTF is wrong with Arizona?? - February 22, 2014
This is what Greg Abbott has hitched his wagon to - February 22, 2014
America can land a man on the moon, and now we have a pizza that can last for three years - February 22, 2014
Daddy always said a man's known by the company he keeps - February 22, 2014
Texas GOP outreach: Yer doon it rong if you think Ted Nugent brings you credibility - February 22, 2014
Bengahzi!! Benghazi!! Benghazi!! Benghazi!! Yeah, it's a scandal- a REPUBLICAN scandal. - February 21, 2014
How close were the U.S. women's hockey to winning the gold medal? This close. - February 21, 2014
Kiev: Then and now - February 21, 2014
Texas: Where the endorsement of a pedophile is no problem if he's Conservative enough - February 21, 2014
A snow removal idea clearly ahead of its time - February 21, 2014
Ain't it great watching Conservatives eat their young (and stoopid)? - February 21, 2014
Remember when Texas Monthly didn't pander to the lowest common denominator? - February 20, 2014
Every competitor's looking for that extra edge - February 20, 2014
Compassionate Conservatism: Better than real compassion, 'cuz you can tell the poor to piss off - February 20, 2014
Yes, Virginia; Republicans really DO believe safety regulations are a liberal conspiracy - February 20, 2014
Lies, damned lies, and Sean Hannity - February 20, 2014
Thankfully, there are those willing to remind us what true Christianity is all about...or not - February 19, 2014
You know that vacation you had planned in Kiev...? - February 19, 2014
This is what happens when America stops dreaming big - February 19, 2014
Global climate change: Denial of empirical reality doesn't negate that reality - February 19, 2014
The human drama of athletic competition. Or not. - February 19, 2014
Compassion: Of value only to losers and Liberals - February 19, 2014
Today on "Tasteless but funny exploitation of tragedy" - February 18, 2014
Honesty is always the best policy...right? - February 18, 2014
What is love? I'll let you know when I find out. - February 18, 2014
And you thought it was cheap being a superhero? - February 18, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: Flatulence can be used as a weapon - February 18, 2014
Want to lessen dependence on welfare? Yer doon it rong. - February 17, 2014
Today on "Things I Never Want To See On My Dessert Tray".... - February 17, 2014
U2: If this isn't the definition of "classic," I don't know what would be - February 17, 2014
Today's Monday morning WWJD Public Service Announcement - February 17, 2014
If Katy Perry can convince you to abandon your faith, how strong was that faith to begin with? - February 17, 2014
Merit pay works for teachers, but politicians would starve - February 16, 2014
Those who can teach. Those who can't act as if they know what teaching's all about. - February 16, 2014
Lies, damned lies, and power-mad Conservative thugs - February 16, 2014
Sensibility isn't something Americans possess in abundance - February 16, 2014
The Texas Governor's race: Gentlemen (and ladies), start your pandering! - February 16, 2014
Could it be...? - February 15, 2014
What would it look like if our concern for the welfare of others exceeded our desire to destroy them? - February 15, 2014
The Kansas Taliban: Making the real Taliban look like impostors since John Brown - February 15, 2014
The 2nd Amendment doesn't guarantee the right to be stupid and irresponsible - February 15, 2014
Compassion shouldn't be viewed as a sign of weakness or creeping socialism - February 15, 2014
Kentucky deserves a Senator who actually gives a damn about Kentucky...and America - February 14, 2014
A practical use for our space program - February 14, 2014
The problem isn't Michael Sam; it's the hypocritical troglodytes in the NFL - February 14, 2014
You say "stalking" and "obsession" like they're bad things.... - February 14, 2014
Barack Obama: Guilty of the high crime and misdemeanor of using his position to lead the country - February 14, 2014
One way to ensure your Valentine's Day has a happy ending - February 13, 2014
It's got to be to be tough being a RWNJ these days; it's so hard to tell who (or what) to hate - February 13, 2014
Finally, a religion I can get behind...all I need is a comfy pillow and a dark room - February 13, 2014
Science 1, Religion 0: Game over - February 13, 2014
This what happens when you fail the final exam at car bombing school - February 13, 2014
What could be worse than biblical plagues? - February 12, 2014
The Kyrenia Range from Nicosia, Cyprus - February 12, 2014
Facts can be such messy, inconvenient things - February 12, 2014
Real reality vs. Madison Avenue reality - February 12, 2014
Do you hate America? And capitalism? Do you love socialism more than life itself? Then go see a movie. - February 12, 2014
Conservative knuckle-dragging: An age-old Texas political tradition - February 11, 2014
If you really need to lose your breakfast, here's a shot of Leonid Brezhnev in swimming trunks - February 11, 2014
Someday the news that a person's gay will elicit nothing but yawns. That will be a very good day. - February 11, 2014
Take her some place where you'll be greeted at the door by a hot bra-less model with bedroom eyes - February 11, 2014
There's no justice quite like Internet Justice - February 11, 2014
The Ford F-1350: When you really need to compensate for your tiny penis - February 10, 2014
Today's nominee for Headline of the Year: A picture really can be worth a thousand words - February 10, 2014
Tim Armstrong: Classy, sensitive...and (not exactly) built to stay that way - February 10, 2014
And the body count in Sochi continues to grow.... - February 10, 2014
Bigotry: It's what's for dinner - February 10, 2014
Rule #36: Never take sartorial advice from a Norwegian - February 9, 2014
A caption contest looking for a place to happen - February 9, 2014
Texas: Property of good, God-fearing, Conservative White Folks- just ask them - February 9, 2014
Evidently, compassion isn't at all what Conservative Jesus taught - February 9, 2014
Because the separation of Church and State is for losers and Liberals - February 9, 2014
So...how is the "Christian Agenda" any different from the "Gay Agenda?" - February 8, 2014
Magusa, North Cyprus - February 8, 2014
The Bible says it, I believe it, that settles it...because I don't get science - February 8, 2014
Have you aggravated your Republican friends with facts today? - February 8, 2014
Because "Sink or Swim" makes for damned poor social policy...unless you're a Republican - February 8, 2014
Better to be thought a fool and a teabagger than to...oh, never mind.... - February 7, 2014
Kyrenia Harbor, North Cyprus - February 7, 2014
Canada's response to Russia's anti-LGBT law is beyond awesome - February 7, 2014
Respect: Only required when the person in the White House is a Conservative White Male - February 7, 2014
Today in History: Brought to you by the same people who demand that we #SpeakAmerican - February 7, 2014
Portland: We can handle rain, but give us 8" of snow and we lose our minds - February 7, 2014
Finally, the Republicans have their own health care program...and it's worse than you feared - February 6, 2014
"America the Beautiful" rewritten to placate "Real Americans" - February 6, 2014
The North Cyprus coast from St. Hilarion Castle near Kyrenia - February 6, 2014
It ain't discrimination if we're doing it to women...right?? - February 6, 2014
What it means to be 'Murrican...speak English, dammit!! - February 6, 2014
Does it get any more childish and small-minded than boycotting Girl Scout Cookies? - February 6, 2014
Because appreciating diversity is for losers and Liberals - February 5, 2014
Kyrenia Range, North Cyprus - February 5, 2014
Never listen to accusations of divisiveness from a man who thinks Ted Nugent is a uniter - February 5, 2014
Dear Conservatives: Smug arrogance can't camouflage your lack of an actual argument - February 5, 2014
Nothing confirms that capital punishment is state-sponsored vengeance more than this story - February 5, 2014
Republican political philosophy summed up in one handy graphic - February 4, 2014
Won't you please help end the suffering? - February 4, 2014
Cathie McMorris Rodgers: Yet another Republican with no commitment to the truth - February 4, 2014
Today' WWJD Public Service: When can I appropriately use a Nazi analogy? - February 4, 2014
Advocating killing the President: Only a crime if you're not an uber-Jesus-y RWNJ - February 4, 2014
If you're a fan of "Sherlock," you'll get this one - February 3, 2014
It's official: The Seahawks no longer suck - February 3, 2014
The takeaway from Super Bowl Sunday: Racism lives...and in some truly stupid "real Americans" - February 3, 2014
You'll know you've used up your ninth life when.... - February 3, 2014
Is there ever a bad time to revisit Ann Coulter's well-deserved reputation as a miserable human being? - February 3, 2014
The only question a patriotic American should be asking - February 2, 2014
The real Super Bowl battle - February 2, 2014
You've come a long way since 1976 - February 2, 2014
A very good reason to fear for the future of our Republic - February 2, 2014
Football: Violence punctuated by committee meetings and fashion statements - February 2, 2014
The Tea Party: Where true patriots get to threaten the President with impunity - February 2, 2014
That's why it's called "Sunday School" - February 1, 2014
We used to be called "experienced;" now we're "obsolete" - February 1, 2014
Today's WWJD Public Service: So you think you want to be a lesbian? - February 1, 2014
Compassion: Doesn't that just create dependence and promote socialism?? - February 1, 2014
Truth: Something with which Republicans could stand to reacquaint themselves